jesus christ the cognitive decline is beating its shit on all fours, crazy style, in the middle of the living room
Mfw my face when when I wake up, read this, then stare at my glass bottle and flammable liquid collection

what do you even say to this, besides

The slop era of American simulated hegemony.
the only war america can win is in its own collective mind palace
Even that’s an uphill battle at this point
We are just going to end up living in techno feudalist fiefdoms where we worship AI gods aren’t we?
oh trump’s GONE gone damn
Somehow, every day, I’m still amazed any of this is real.
I have become thoroughly convinced I died in 2015 and this has all been the last trip.
It was the fucking Cubs winning the World Series in 2016
(surely nothing untoward was happening before then, right?)
I think we’re all in hell.
Bing bong bing bong

Lasers do not go “bing bing” Mr. President, they go “pew pew”. Someone tell Stephan Miller
The most American president yet, and getting more American with every dying neuron

Remember that politics is the realm of very serious adults making difficult decisions.
Iran: (sinks an aircraft carrier) Bong Bong

Love that he wears clothes but his weiner is still out, iconic
Pooh started it
Iran apparently developed X-Wings instead of nukes.
Bing bing wahoo. Its a me MARIO

what is this, star citizen? nice jpeg






















