Can’t you just disable sleep on close? Fuckin noobs

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  • OR3X@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    I like how they think they’re somehow special for walking around with their laptops open. Business idiots have been doing this forever. It isn’t some new “AI coder” thing. Jane from fucking accounting does this on the way to her meetings too you morons.

    • Joelk111@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      This is the first setting I changed on every laptop I ever owned. So often I had stuff running in the background and didn’t want it to sleep. Plus, windows had that stupid fucking sleep bug, so usually I’d use hibernate anyways.

      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        54 minutes ago

        I disabled sleep-on-close for my server laptop (I use NixOS btw), although I do prefer to keep it on for my personal laptop.

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    6 hours ago

    Anyone with half a working brain in computer tech would know that, if you really need something to be kept on, but checked regularly, it becomes a fucking server that you connect to using different equipment. But that’s too high tech for vibe-whatevers.

    “I think people think I’m whatever the equivalent of an iPad kid is for a middle-aged woman,” one AI user said.

    Ackshually, we think you’re an absolute fucking idiot.

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    9 hours ago

    I gotta hide this article. His punchable face on my feed is insufferable.

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    13 hours ago

    This was one of the cringiest articles I have ever read.

    There is no way this happened lmao.

    I lost it at “sorry, I’m using Claude”.

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    11 hours ago

    Sounds like they are being performative: they want every one to know and to ask them about it.

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    21 hours ago

    People who can’t figure out their power settings are shipping software. We’re so fucked.

    • End-Stage-Ligma@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      It’s fucking surreal watching these people rise to high positions in tech companies trying to sell the idea that they can replace physicians with their “product”. Have fun with that mate.

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        47 minutes ago

        Its a good thing the tech bros are so inept, our demise will be slowed somewhat

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      13 hours ago

      Considering that they are using pseudo intelligence* write the code I think the power settings is the least of our concerns.

      *PI should replace AI as it is a more accurate title

    • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      13 hours ago

      I’ve definitely had windows straight up ignore the power settings before. Granted that was years ago, it’s probably only gotten worse

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        3 hours ago

        It does weird things with some but I’ve never seen “lid closed down action” bug. Then again I’m not using laptops that much

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      19 hours ago

      I mean… I’m almost glad they haven’t figured out the power settings. Imagine if they were all running around with the lids closed and the laptops stuffed into a backpack? It would be a fire waiting to happen.

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            16 hours ago

            Yes, but our gear should have sensors that know when thermal transfer is sustainably going to impact the batteries.

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              6 hours ago

              They do, but It’s sort of like what happens when you take a hot steak off the pan. The heat source is removed, but the steak has enough heat to continue cooking for a bit while it rests. Your laptop might shut down, but the whole thing being in a backpack would act as an insulator and allow it to continue heating.

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              10 hours ago

              yes you are right and everyone else is a little uneducated for thinking this could actually be a fire risk

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                6 hours ago

                You sound fun at parties. Circular firing squad, much?

                Fwiw, several generations of Windows notebooks have suffered from nasty sleep bugs where they wake themselves up from sleep, and drain their batteries while clamshelled in a book bag. Used to happen with my work Dells almost monthly. Microsoft’s announced win11 fix for it is one of the loudest and most venerated I’ve heard, in living memory.

                Best I ever got out of the deal was a spicy pillow, no breach, and I’ve been unable to find any articles about any rash of laptop explosions which would have had very high visibility.

                It sounds like you have also been as lucky as I have. May we all hope to escape the fires, a little longer.

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                  3 hours ago

                  Right, and this is just waking to run updates or whatever. Imagine what running a local LLM in the same conditions might do.

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                5 hours ago

                kek. okay tell that to all the electric vehicle owners who’ve burned to death in random car fires cause by their batteries igniting themselves. also maybe educate yourself a little and read the underwriters lab article I posted.

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    16 hours ago

    Brace yourselves for a windows update that will override the settings with giant bubble buttons on how to turn off sleep mode…

    So relieved I’m fully Linux now

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    13 hours ago

    You’re giving them too much credit. They’re afraid their chatbot will suffocate if they close those lid all the way.

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    23 hours ago

    "Can’t you just disable sleep on close? " You really think they have technical competence for such?

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    18 hours ago

    Does anyone have an example of a real world, AI coded thing? I keep hearing about all these vibe coders, but I’m not seeing any tangible products.

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      57 minutes ago

      I make web apps for work, they connect to vendor APIs and generate reports. It’s pretty awesome, but idk i think im a unicorn. Tried to major in CS but just couldn’t be perfect with my syntax and actually failed a couple courses because I couldn’t get full programs to build even though I aced the conceptual on paper-quizzes. So I feel pretty good about knowing and understanding the apps claude is building for me even though i just can’t get all the semicolons in the right place myswlf.

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      8 hours ago

      It’s weird, people love saying they ai code. But they don’t like admitting their products are vibe coded.

    • Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      8 hours ago

      Everfall 2 is the “sequel” to Everfall, a vibe coded disaster of a game. The sequel only exists because the “dev” couldn’t figure out how to get Claude to fix the fact that save games just didn’t work. One week after publishing the original, he abandoned it saying the sequel would be given to everyone who bought the first at a “huge discount”. After push back, he reduced it to free if you DM him on discord. The sequel is almost exactly the same as the first game except saving works more often. Like, literally 100% carbon copy. The screenshots on each steam page is proof of that.

    • mbp@slrpnk.net
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      16 hours ago

      That new text rendering method was apparently brute force vibe coded in the pixel tolerances.

      No clue if it’s actually good software.

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    What really worries me about this article is this very dystopian idea that you’re supposed to be “working” 24/7, no breaks ever.
    Even when you’re out with your kids, why are you present in the moment instead of working? Open your laptop, go work.

    Wasn’t all the marketing abour the “AI Future” talking about getting things done faster?
    When did that turn into “Work 24/7 so you don’t waste your hourly token limit”? WTF?

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      on top of that, there is no way they are working on anything so important that can’t take an hour away or whatever. these dopes could also configure yolo mode if they just need to sit there and click “accept” to changes…

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      Also,

      The 15-year-old from Bentonville, Arkansas, is a 10th grader who’s building a startup with his 24-year-old cousin. He uses Codex, Claude Code, and OpenCode (paid for with seed money from his parents).

      Lul. Lmao. ROFL even.

    • Panthenetrunner@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      21 hours ago

      I can’t remember the specifics of it, but I vaugely remember someone pointing out that back in the 70s people assumed that rising productivity meant they’d have to work less. That if the work of a week in 1970 would be the work of three days in 2020, that they’d simply only work those three days. Even if I’m misremembering what was said, I feel like it’s clear to see that rising productivity doesn’t mean we’re going to work any less. Capitalism will just keep squeezing until nothing is left.

      • criscodisco@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        Yeah futurists said the same shit about email and smartphones, etc. These were “time saving” productivity tools that would help us all enjoy a better work-life balance. Instead you end up with workers essentially on call 24x7x365.

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        21 hours ago

        That was the Jetson’s storyline: George goes to work 3 days a week, 2 hours a day, to sit at a desk and press one button.

        Notice that storyline didn’t get repeated much.

            • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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              13 hours ago

              Remote work still isnt fully accepted even in the future.

              My pet theory is that the jetsons and the Flintstones are in universe, on the same planet, in the same time period. One lives in the clouds, the other on the ground. Where do you think all the raw materials come from? Dinosaur operated quarries

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                Yeah everyone on the ground making due with bioengineered animals that look like dinosaurs, and no one can afford shoes but it’s ok because everyone has been bioengineered to run really fast and have impervious feet.