I hope they are okay, everyday my concern grows
people are out there (not necessarily you, OP) fuckin and suckin each other, just absolutely going to town on holes and poles, and at the same time theyre scared that someone might hear them fart
society
Deadly pressure building up
You have to squeeze it out of them before they fart out so big, all their innards become outerrds
It’s called Fartus Eruptus
The first time it happened I was helping pop their back lol
Get them into Yoga
Downward dog will save their life
Sounds like a GWAR character
Born to GWAR
Cursed with a soft singing voice and lack of access to high-end guitar equipment
we eat so many beans i think i’d die if we were too embarrassed to toot around eachother. holding it in will just hurt my tummy, when i gotta i just loudly announce “i’m tooting!” and
I also eat rediculous quantities of legumes and they consider it strange how much I fart 😔
fartner
Start farting more around them and with more intent. So they know it’s a safe space to fart
I already do 😔
Maybe fart less then? They might think it’s a dominance thing
Hmmmmm, I’ll consider it but that’s a tall order
I get the contradiction of having sex and all that but not wanting to fart in front of your partner, but I honestly just think it’s gross and do not want to ever get to the point that we do it loudly and proudly. I have heard of people using the bathroom with the door open (pooping) while their partner is around and it’s super ick.
I have the same issue with burping too. It’s disgusting, go do it somewhere else pls
I mind that less because at least personally it’s easier for an accidental burp to come out and they don’t smell bad. I still don’t like that some people do it as loudly as possible at all times like a cartoon character.
This is what I was getting at, so many people do it to, idk, show off or something? Really loud disgusting burps.
holding in a burp can be painful. Get over it.So can holding in piss but I’m not letting a stream fly at the dinner table
burping is complementary to the preparer of the meal
if you’re not doing butt stuff then poo gas being over the line is probably consistent
Well, we do and like it quite a lot. But if they farted on me during, I would do my best to make them not feel embarrassed since it’s an assumed risk. But I don’t know that I’d be turned on anymore. Different contexts.
My partner and I do it all the time. Sometimes we have contests for who can make a bigger one.
If you can’t fart around a long term partner, what’s the point.
Obviously you gotta get to that point (I can understand holding it in for the first year) but you gotta eventually let one rip and laugh about it together.
It saddens me that I cannot have this
You’ll get there some day buddy
My ex used to always fart in her sleep, that’s the only time I heard her toot, so stay up past bedtime?
The farts move passively through their skin. Same way that insects breathe, but in reverse
I think you need to have a conversation with your partner and let them know it’s ok to fart around you. That it’s really important to you and you encourage it. Let them know the thought of them farting is really comforting to you and it’s really satisfying to hear them let one rip. You need to let them know this is how you feel
Have you gotten your hearing checked? This could be a “Either this man’s dead, or my watch has stopped” situation.
I’m the private farter in my relationship. I do not wish to share
Can sharks fart?
A question for the ages
i too have been in a relationship for close to 7 years, and her farts can be fucking TOXIC. I mean its impressive sometimes, but not as much when were in a hotel room for 5 days. At least at our house i can run away.
I’m 28 years in and my partner tells me when they’re feeling super gassy, just as a matter of fact.
The warning is appreciated
