He’s very obviously bringing this up because he’s been having conversations with one of his thirty Rasputin wannabees. He can’t help but repeat the conversations he’s been having. This obviously started when he rode the ambulance, wore the hand makeup, and started talking about getting into heaven. Now he’s been informed he’s dying of something, and he’s progressed to coping about Super-Ivermectin with RFK and whoever else.
Obviously anything is possible but this sequence of events has a near 100% certainty
I cannot imagine how messy and dramatic he would be if he dragged the entire country into his personal struggle session with his own mortality. It would be so weird and funny.
I’m not expecting it, though. A lot of the Trump medical speculation just seems like cope. He’s old and not in good health, but also has access to the excellent, exclusive healthcare. Of course he’s gonna have a lot of hospital visits and be taking a lot of medication.
They should resurrect Charlie Kirk just so somebody can smoke him again.
Imagine coming back to life with no neck
Rudy is expected to make a full recovery
Ok, maybe Vampires are a thing after all.
Well that’s what the neck bolts are for
The new high score is how many holes someone can add to his neck
Like a Duncan Idaho ghola
Ventilated neck - Charlie got
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Nah that’s cope.
He’s been spreading medical conspiracy crap for years. The med-bed thing is a big one that MAHA loves to believe in, Kennedy and the anti-vaccine crap. This is just more of the same “oh we have technologies that annihilate space and cross time” or whatever BS for a certain set of crank rubes.
Did you unplug him?
It’s been years since I played it, but I think I tried both.
Ofc, nothing a nice save game can’t offer :D.
I mean if he was 50 I’d agree with you, but have you seen him? He’s physically rotting.
So last night, in an anxiety fueled haze, I had a premonition. The whole bunker under the ballroom is explicitly for Trumps death. He says “Oh its too dangerous!” declaring martial law and sending the US onto full fascism or whatever, then goes into the bunker. Then he just never comes out. He releases videos (AI, as we have already seen them do) but otherwise he is never shown in public again. Everyone knows he’s dead, but now the strongman leader never dies. The fascist state can’t collapse due to a leaders death (just all the other things that leads to fascism’s failure).
Is it still common practice to bury pharaohs alongside their servants? Asking for Marco Rubio.
Wasn’t there something about having a big server room in the bunker for some reason
Yes, the whole thing is likely a massive datacenter underground.
He wouldn’t be able to shut up about this plan if so. Watch out to see if he drops more lines about immortality etc, he hasn’t done a single thing without telegraphing the fuck out of it
in his eternal watch over us all.Weekend at Hortler’s
da knight of da wind
My money is on him watching an AI video of shrimp Jesus resurrecting a dead guy.
Jesus Christacean
i wouldn’t call it 100%. sorry to be a bit of an asshole but here’s how i see it. the ambulance rides, the bruising, the hell-talk, these are all the activities of an 80 year-old man. the medbeds and the drugs that cure death are easy enough to buy from cheap hucksters like the guy from the apprentice. his “terminal diagnosis” is probably old age, and these motherfuckers always live to 100. then again, he probably hasn’t touched a glass of water since ronald reagan was lucid. so who knows?
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He has lately been convinced that he will go to hell.
Good. At the very least he can have that in his mind as a tiny spec of justice compared to what he deserves.
Yeah being old as fossilized shit tends to be a terminal diagnosis.
Wasn’t there already evidence that he was experiencing some sort of cardio problems?
Trump has been told the tale of Darth Sidioius.
the ballroom a plan to make Zombie ReganImagine if they do bring his dumb ass back to life and every story, like Star Wars episode 9 where it’s like “they brought Palpetine?! Ugh!” turns out to be hyper realistic.
Then he legally endorses an AI as being just as capable as himself in speech and decision making and then future Republican candidates need only pledge fealty to the AI and further the eternal Trump agenda
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I hope he doesn’t fucking die before his term ends because the ensuing conspiracy that will cause will be a fucking disaster that puts pizzagate to shame.
Same honestly. I think right wingers understand that the only way he can have a positive legacy is if he dies, which is why so many of them are trying to murder him. If he dies more than like a couple days before his term ends, then about 20% of the country will say that he was thiiiis close to fixing everything and JD Vance just fucked it up
Yeah I believe him. Without necromancy how do you explain this administration
He can’t help but repeat the conversations he’s been having.
Damn don’t make me relate to him
But yeah at this point I’m so jaded that I don’t see much changing if he dies. All these ruling class ghouls constantly talk about ways to live forever, it’s nothing new. Even Uncle Walt froze himself or whatever.
Yeah it’s not going to change a ton but god, the memes, it’s gonna be truly wonderful. It’s gonna make the Kirkening look like a blip
Hopefully he’ll go out in a super goofy fashion, like he falls out of a hot air balloon or something
Prove it Donny
