These two really need to just kiss already.
The hood stays on
I feel like Fuentes is probably out of the Rat King’s league. He seems to have at least heard of a toothbrush, and Ashley St. Clair claims that he’s much better read than most online fascists (which tracks with what I’ve seen of him, he’s at least aware of history and politics even if his conclusions are batshit).
Nah, he finds the grossness attractive.
Of the two people on earth that shouldn’t be judging others on their looks, I would wager asmongold and Fuentes would be in the top 5. They look like walking herpes outbreaks.
asmongold yeah but fuentes’ attractiveness is only bogged down by his personality/politics and that stupid haircut. fix those problems and he’s chained to my radiator.
You should probably chain him to your radiator anyways.
Is it just me or is it chilly in here? Let’s crank the heat up another 500 degrees or so.
Maybe to one in the car instead of the one in the house.
Gotta have a gag tho cause that voice is grating
Yeah, like I agree with what the other guy was saying but objectively Fuentes would be a completely average unremarkable background person if he wasn’t cosplaying hitler
I’m imagining him bald. Always take away the hair if it’s distracting. Suddenly he’s a dodgy plumber that never finishes the job right and is postponing legal trouble by putting the business in their mother’s name.
By contrast, asmongold is a solid 4.
and hes likely not into women.
Those two walking morgue residents look as though AIDS and gonorrhea had a failed abortion together.
This isn’t me being gay, it’s science
It can also be you being ultra, super-duper, neon pink gay.
… band name
If you polled 100 bi people, I’d be surprised if you got fewer than 90 who said that they find women more attractive on average.
I’m an outlier; I realized that the more androgynous someone is, the hotter they are. If I can’t tell what you are, I’m turned on.
Sorry, not attracted to sheets.
What if we moisturize her?
Wet sheets are an even bigger turn off.
Fine, more for me
Agreed. A partner with masculine and feminine traits is hot af.
The sweet spot for is it lick or dick
For me, its true that women are more attractive on average, but if i find a good looking guy, i like them more.
I like guys, its just that most of them are not particulatly attractive.
that is the most offhand justification for being gay ever
But still a valid justification for being gay. And I’d hazard it’s a requirement that you find men far more attractive than women. Because if you don’t, then you are merely Bi, (and might have the best of all worlds-- we need more science on that I think).
best of all worlds
no, thats being pansexual and polyamorous
I’m not gay but the man i sleep with is.
Studies have shown that at least half of all homosexual are gay.
Are we going to completely ignore the fact that male birds are prettied up SPECIFICALLY TO IMPRESS THEIR LADY COUNTERPARTS? Holy mother of fuck
Like biologically these critters by and large are programmed to behave in “please like me and have babies” ways. If these dorks are going to make those comparisons they’d better start building impressive houses and wearing colorful clothes to make women happy.
and the fact that female birds need to have that bland colouring as camouflage since they incubate the eggs
No you see they uhh do that to… checks notes get ‘mogged’.
As a bird lover I do have to note that some female birds have intricate colorings that humans can’t see given our limited visible spectrum capabilities. Birds are tetrachromats, they can see UV for the most part. Starlings are a good example.
Men and women. Males and females. Girls and boys. People are obsessed with gender to the point they forget we’re all just human.
Last night I was watching these two chuds watch one of my favourite movies (Children of Men) and one of them, responding to Julianne Moore’s character’s behaviour said “Ah, I HATE women like that!” and it genuinely caused my brain to skip a beat. There was nothing about the character’s actions that was specific to female behaviour. I don’t understand why he couldn’t have said “I hate PEOPLE like that.”
I am an aspiring writer. I did a beta reader swap with one of my colleagues who just like me would like to be a sci-fi author. He was desperate to know how I was “so good” at writing women. Dude, lol, it’s not hard. Literally all you have to do to avoid all the men-writing-women pitfalls is remember that women are human beings first and women second, with all the same desires, hopes and fears as men.
You know I’ve always considered women to be people.
GRRM when asked how he writes women so diverse and authentic.
I just watched Children of Men the other day, I have it on DVD. The way they killed Moore’s character off is always jarring, like “fuck, I forgot that she dies now”.
“I’m not gay, its perfectly natural and totally hetro-masculine to get a boner over chiseled, glistening men… Its just science!”
I had a deeply religious room mate freshman year of college. He watched 300 at least 5 times in theaters and IDK how many times on DVD. I can only assume for the glistening chiseled men because its not that good. I always thought he was repressing his desires and this was the only way he could let them out at the time.
adolf hitlers:
WE AGREE
AH: One ball out of two, would tap.
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These guys are so gay and so closeted they don’t even know it themselves.
Wait, are these not out gay guys circlejerking for lols?
They are prominent right wing political influencers. So, in a sense, yes but they’re doing it with zero self awareness.
Amazing. I’m having real trouble wrapping my head around that.
Don’t worry, so are they.
I’m surprised you don’t know who they are. Nick Fuentes is on record as saying Hitler was a cool guy and that he was tired of pretending he wasn’t. He’s mad at Trump for not being extreme enough.
Oh yeah and Asmondgild has admitted to using the smell of a rotting rat corpse as an alarm clock when the sun hearts it up.
They both are true museum quality specimin for the “master” race.
Nick Fuentes is so far in the closet he’s in Narnia
The argument about birds is ignorant because of basic behaviour ecology. Arguing from Zahavis handicap hypothesis males display strength by giving themselves a handicap. Being highly visible, lumbered with pointless feathers.
Females are camouflaged since they often are the ones on the nest.
Yeah, evolutionarily, the more conspicuous male birds drew away predators that would have otherwise attacked the nest. Thus making it more likely their offspring survived.
Individuals are beautiful or ugly based on what an individual likes/dislikes. Not an entire gender. And no one has ever needed makeup, that is a choice, not a requirement. Putting makeup on someone you find repulsive will not make them acceptable, how stupid these people are.
Hmmm that sounds pretty gay you guys
No, no. It’s scientific
im homoscientific
Human scientific or same scientific?
im human so both
So, homohomoscientific.
Thought this was a shitpost at first
All hot takes are shitposts now
