incredible things are happening on Taobao
normal girls: some ikea slop idk 🥱
me: 🚀🚀🚀
president xi i am having trouble sleeping lately, pls send soft cuddly dongfeng missiles
New body pillow just dropped
“Mom can I have a Reze body pillow?”
“We have Reze at home.”
The Reze at home:
If anyone wanted to get their favorite late senator a gift…
One step closer to the Blahaj Megazord
This is why the EU is slapping extra tariffs on small packages from China
This is dope as hell
Is there a DF-31BJ ICBM body pillow? Asking for a friend.
I just commented in another post how being reminded of Chinas arsenal has a calming effect on me.
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if I had included a link I was worried people would think I was shilling for it… DM me if you can’t find it
Lol yeah thats why I didnt include a link either.
