Imagine this being how you found out that Crenshaw was not only still alive, but also still in office

I honestly thought he’d retired for a Fox News gig years ago.
I thought he died from pinkeye that he got in his good eye from his head being so far up his own ass.
I hate how bad the writing is this season. Cartoonishly evil cliche Bond villain corrupt politician telling the poors to suffer more, only way this scene could be more on the nose is if he drank champagne with gold flakes in it while saying this.
“Yeah, we wrecked the economy. DEAL WITH IT!” slicks hair, sips gold
Brought to you by the people responsible for creating “alligator alcatraz,” and for trying to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on some kind of combination ballroom and military installation.
So what do I do if I already have a job, and already eat ramen?
Stop whining, lib
/j
*Bg Boss
GOOD post

Because of inflation they’re not even telling us to eat cake anymore.
Same people who crash tf out over possible environmentalism because poor pigs need absolute comfort or else he can’t work his genius.
We’re expected to be leagues tougher than the ruling class (and we are) yet somehow it’s workers who are seen as inferior.
Ramen is the worst food for cost per calorie and im not sure how it became the cheap food stereotype. For sure its nice to use to make something quick when combined with extra ingredients but like if you want cheap carbs eat rice ffs.
boomers remember when the packs cost like 5 cents in bulk in the 90s. $3-5 extra spicy buldak or whatever is a recent development here
Even Nissin ramen is 50 cents a pack now
Have you tried not being poor?Why are they always telling people to get a job? Who out here surviving without a job?
Plus, who’s hiring? 21st century “let them eat cake”.
I did science because I was told there’s no jobs in the arts…
Turns out there’s no jobs in science either. What a load of shit LMAO
The eye patch is appropriate because trying to survive on just ramen is a good way to give yourself scurvy
What do you mean the 3 pieces of flash dried peas, onion and carrots aren’t enough to stave off scurvy?
Yes, live off a shockingly high sodium dish for who knows how long and gain an expensive lifelong health issue.
If Crenshaw can’t see how bad this is, then he’s very short sighted; his vision for the future is disgusting; how can he be so blind? Even though everyone is telling him NOW that this is a problem, he’ll look back in the future and say hindsight is 20/20. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to see eye to eye with him.
He’s missing depth perception forgive him
In a real country saying something like that would get him shot
Crenshaw rolls worst political statement.
Asked to step into the guillotine.
He was shot, with cum, in his eye
Stop whining? Get a job? Eat ramen?

we may have to stat making excuses for the lack of terror
:have-sex: but :eat-ramen:
wait, when I asked for “pork bone broth” that’s not what I meant
Do not put your penis in the japanese noodle soup
True, that wouldn’t be patriotic. Put your penis in AmeriKKKan noodle soup

dih in da alphabetty sketti
i was sure this guy lost his seat wtf



















