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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗔 𝗠𝗜𝗔! [real]

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𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗔 𝗠𝗜𝗔! [real]

InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    spray-bottle at whoever photographed this, or maybe at me, or both

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Eat the slop.

      yummy

      • 9to5 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        yim yum

  • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    And you mocked capitalism’s ability to innovate!

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    19 hours ago

    Getting high on Jesus?

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    1 day ago

    Am I losing it or are they trying to make the communion wafers sexy

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      cw for milk and horni(?)

      same energy

    • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Communion wafers have always been sexy.

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      the catholic church

      we’ve made a few… changes

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    cop This is illegal!

    capitalist-woke It’s a Religious sacrament.

    cap-think Well shit…

    porky-scared-flipped DIO MI VINO!

  • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    3MG per dose

    yeah that’s not gonna be enough unless I take a couple of weeks off from getting high to reset my tolerance yea

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Ahh…but have you tried the new ‘holy incense’? biblically-accurate-kitty

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      That’s not enough for a complete newbie

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        Maybe you’re supposed to eat them like potato chips

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          Isn’t that how you usually eat communion wafers?

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I remember having a moment because I believe I do better thinking after taking a 2.5mg edible. It was for sure not enough to feel euphoria or any type of highness despite otherwise not using for years and years and I doubt an extra .5mg would have been the difference for more than a couple minutes of being high if anything.

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Moses had to huff at a burning bush to get that close to God.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      And the lord said onto Moses: Smoketh that dankest of kush brotherman, 420 blaze it.

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    Snagged this screenshot from back when I had Instagram 3 years ago. Some company was trying to do some guerilla marketing. Still makes me chuckle. Screenshot_20230203_134923_Instagram

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      As opposed to a non-kosher vape?

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        I love the top middle image of the gramma cheefing on it like a cigar with the text “Finally”
        As if they’ve been holding off smoking hot dog water distillate flavored with “food-grade” “terpenes” until there was a kosher option 🤣

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        Yeah, don’t you know wild vapes are split-hooved and chew the cud? (I don’t remember the exact rules, but I remember those phrases being part of it)

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    anti-italian-action

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    Used to go to a hippie convent and the nuns would serve a bunch of different things for communion. It was like a little bread salad. No idea why. Haven’t been there since I was like 8.

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    Bless me father for I have sobered up.

  • EdlritchEconomics [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    IDK shit about weed but I can totally see some USAmerican evangelist using something like this on an unsuspecting congregation to keep them coming back.

    • GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      or they’ll go on the worst hellride of their life and think that a demon has possessed them

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    You have the choice between these and Jeez-Its, choose wisely.

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      The body of Christ, Snap’d for you.

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