at whoever photographed this, or maybe at me, or bothEat the slop.

yim yum
And you mocked capitalism’s ability to innovate!
Getting high on Jesus?
Am I losing it or are they trying to make the communion wafers sexy
cw for milk and horni(?)
Communion wafers have always been sexy.
the catholic church
we’ve made a few… changes
This is illegal!
It’s a Religious sacrament.
Well shit…
DIO MI VINO!3MG per dose
yeah that’s not gonna be enough unless I take a couple of weeks off from getting high to reset my tolerance

Ahh…but have you tried the new ‘holy incense’?

That’s not enough for a complete newbie
Maybe you’re supposed to eat them like potato chips
Isn’t that how you usually eat communion wafers?
I remember having a moment because I believe I do better thinking after taking a 2.5mg edible. It was for sure not enough to feel euphoria or any type of highness despite otherwise not using for years and years and I doubt an extra .5mg would have been the difference for more than a couple minutes of being high if anything.
Moses had to huff at a burning bush to get that close to God.
And the lord said onto Moses: Smoketh that dankest of kush brotherman, 420 blaze it.
Snagged this screenshot from back when I had Instagram 3 years ago. Some company was trying to do some guerilla marketing. Still makes me chuckle.

As opposed to a non-kosher vape?
I love the top middle image of the gramma cheefing on it like a cigar with the text “Finally”
As if they’ve been holding off smoking hot dog water distillate flavored with “food-grade” “terpenes” until there was a kosher option 🤣Yeah, don’t you know wild vapes are split-hooved and chew the cud? (I don’t remember the exact rules, but I remember those phrases being part of it)

Used to go to a hippie convent and the nuns would serve a bunch of different things for communion. It was like a little bread salad. No idea why. Haven’t been there since I was like 8.
Bless me father for I have sobered up.
IDK shit about weed but I can totally see some USAmerican evangelist using something like this on an unsuspecting congregation to keep them coming back.
or they’ll go on the worst hellride of their life and think that a demon has possessed them
You have the choice between these and Jeez-Its, choose wisely.
The body of Christ, Snap’d for you.




















