We are Chapo Trap, we carry the flame
We’ll answer your questions, in our own best way
The C stands for Citations and Hapo stands for Needed
great work back in the soviet union Weed Stalin but im not sure you’ve figured out out how acronyms work yet since we’ve woken you up from your slumber via electric shocks
like the drug dealer?
idk man you tell me
like the drug dealer!
What’s the story with the drug dealer? I’ve never heard of that before. I thought it was an inside joke about an obscure lib podcast.
The drug dealer was actually named after the podcast
Not exactly obscure, as the name “Chapo” in the podcast title is a reference to one of the most notorious drug kingpins of all time - Joaquin Gutierrez, former head of the sinoloa cartel, widely known as “El Chapo”.
we are all chapo on this blessed day
and what about tommorow?
we might turn into cumtown if we aren’t careful
summon the volcel police
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
:o what an unexpected development, I hope the volcel police do not persecute me horribly
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
help, the volcel police are extracting my awful fluids ! ! !
i aint cummin and neither are you so we should be fine
my body is like 0.5% cumin
i can’t tell if thats healthy or not
i decide to not investigate this, because the implications for the tastiness of my food would be catastrophic
there are other spices out there
I have forwarded your question to Chapo, who tells me they will do their best to get back to you within 21 business days. Thank you for your understanding.
i am displeased
Chapo has been notified of your displeasure. They will take this into consideration when processing your question. Please expect an additional 10 business days to ensure smooth handling of this matter.
i am, pleased?
Chapo was a righteous person who absolved us from our sins of struggle sessions around bulldogs and electoralism by nailing themselves to a comically large bean.
As long as you make a post on c/badposting every time before going to sleep, you might be rewarded for your faith and devotion with your questions answered one day.
how do you explain the “trap house” allegations then, multiple reports of them owning a house full of traps to lure in innocent protagonists so their eveil schemes go unpunished
It’s just a self-assigned expression that the biggest libs use to refer to themselves. So, yes, we respond here.
congratulations on being the first person to make an ACTUAL SERIOUS RESPONSE
And why are they into trap?
i assume chapo is some sort of cartoon villain and therefore why they own the titular “trap house” (presumably a house full of traps)
maybe like the music genre of “trap”
nope definetly chapo is super evil villain sort who lures the heroes into their house full of traps
maybehaps both
I only know chapo’s color, not who they are or whether they answer qs
It’s all I want to be, about $55,000,000 MXN
Show yourself, Mr. Chapo! You terrorist of the internet!
5 hours later and we don’t have a cheesy “i am spartacus” style thread?
everyone is too busy not being the messiah
What on EARTH are you people talking about?
poopcast
Oh, that actually explains everything clearly. I do not have a follow up question
