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Server admins were deep into a 14-hour goon sesh and didn’t notice
She said wrong answers only
There was a hard drive failure, and they restored from a 2023 backup. The 9 hours of downtime was spent making 6 months’ worth of plausible-looking posts
WHO TOLD YOU?
DEI
i chewed through the servers power cable, nyaa~
It was the Eclipse.
The eclipsed blocked the solar panels powering the server
We really shouldn’t have put all our solar panels in an area precisely matching the trajectory of a solar eclipse seemingly moving across the Earth’s surface. was bound to catch up to us eventually
30-50 feral hogs headbutted the servers
Because Capitalism is actually the most efficient way of operating a website
He got his revenge.DPRK officials be like "why don’t they like our cool photo
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I typed “Exxon Valdez NUTS” into the comment box and the site couldn’t handle my power level
Oh shit, I just did it again oh god oh fuck I don’t wanna touch the grass again nooooo
I strongly believe in the benefits of going out, so I unplugged the site for awhile so you kids could play
the servers got drunk celebrating the eclipse.
we banned all the liberals but then decided that you’re cool anyway
The mods & admins were trying in vain to stop future badposting from me.
They failed. Look out
A wizard did it.
That wizard?
He came from the moon.
Solar flare emp over the server farm on an abandoned research oil rig in the Indian ocean.
Is this mgs2?
