Palestine.
People who say “two state solution” can be broken down into three camps:
The ignorant. Been told “two state solution” for so long they believe it is the best outcome, but know nothing about the material conditions. - your well meaning but brainworm riddled Aunt.
The realist. Knows “two state” is bullshit. Doesn’t want to reveal their power level and scare normies. Might parrot the phrase for rhetorical reasons, but understands the reality of the West Bank. - every Palestinian activist who says “two state” on a public forum, at least when cornered.
The dog of Empire. Knows “two state” is bullshit, might not consciously acknowledge it, but if pressed will admit it. Uses it to justify occupation (Palestine isn’t a state yet) and as a carrot to trick people into thinking they are reasonable. “I think, two states is the best solution, but . . . .” - the US State Department, and every white man whose profile pic shows them driving a pickup truck while wearing sunglasses
In my anecdotal opinion, the ones I interact with most online are dogs of empire. Most “average” people are just ignorant. Although after funding and supporting a genocide for a year my sympathy for the ignorant has been exhausted.
What if I say two state solution: North Palestine and South Palestine
Dividing Palestine into 24 sectors centered on al-Quds like that insane map of the “Central European Union”
So
’s take on Palestine?Palestine, Russia, and Ukraine join NATO. Israeli aggression against Palestine triggers Article 5, Ukraine and Russia invade Israel together. Palestine 1 state follows = The good ending.
A year ago I would have felt conflicted about it but I am now calling for Israel to be dismantled
I’m still I’m favour of the two state solution
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Dismantle Germany and put Israel there. Ethnically cleanse the germans, maybe give them a small strip of land to inhabit
It’s wild how annexing any part of Germany to create a new Israel was not even mildly entertained. Can’t have fellow white Europeans go through the trouble of displacement when they could just forcibly replace brown people instead.
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I vote to give Alsace-Lorraine to the Jewish people as a homeland. The European ruling class has been spilling the blood of countless innocents over ownership that miserable little hole for centuries. We should use kindergarten rules: if they can’t share it nicely, they don’t to play with it at all.
make the rhineland BOOM 
Gdansk strip
i don’t support any plan with an “ethnic cleansing” step, but i do think it’s an indication that german left-zionism isn’t really psychologically rooted in guilt that this isn’t a more popular idea over there.
No state is a solution.One state solution… for now.
One is less than two, and an important step on the way to 0.
The whole region used to be Mandatory Palestine and im saying we make Palestine mandatory again
MPMA!
I prefer two state solution - Palestine, and second Palestine, just to rub it in.
After all, otherwise they’d say “If Palestine is so good, then why isn’t there Palestine 2?”
ex-israelis in palestine 2 fuming because they live in roughly the same conditions as before except they’re not allowed to be racist
What river? What sea?
From the Potomac to the Pacific, cracker eradication is terrific
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and a the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa or should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we can be able to build up our future.
I think the last line is missing “…for the children.”
My friend and I started using “like and such as” ironically when that first went viral and now I can’t get it out of my vocabulary.
she’s a student of David Foster Wallace
3 state solution - isntreal, Palestine, pigpoopballs
As many states as there are people solution
I thought the two states were Donetsk and Lukhansk.
2 state solution: Palestine gets all of their homeland and Israel is established in Brooklyn.
More people are saying it.ttk, you might be onto something here
One Palestinian state is the only solution.
How is a 2 state plan any different that the appeasement policy Eurpoean countries had for dealing with nazis? Even American schools talk about how bad an idea that was.
I’m in favor of a 0-state solution That’s where Palestine is shaped like an ‘0’ and all the Israelis are in the middle, and aren’t allowed to build water treatment plants.
