Sorry comrades. Science has spoken.
Research suggests that eating fermented foods, such as kimchi, kefir and kombucha, can help the good bacteria in the gut and aid with digestion
New KKK just dropped
What do King Charles and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common?
I hate them both, and also they put coffee into their assholes I guess.
no more half measures walter
no more half and half measures walter
how did anyone even come up with the idea of boofing coffee? it’s so obviously a bad idea… can’t too much caffeine cause gastrointestinal problems even when consumed the normal way?
I recently learned about this practice from the netflix miniseries Apple Cider Vinegar. pretty good show about alternative medicine social media grifters
One of the Kelloggs was a puritan freak who thought that physiological imbalance was equal to metaphysical sin, so drinking hot coffee to heat and stimulate your body was a crime before God. He also invented a machine that blasted multiple gallons per minute of yogurt up your ass, notably used by Thomas Edison and President Taft. The same guy popularized circumcision as a preventative to masturbation and dedicated the last 30 years of his life to eugenics and segregation.
Takes all kinds.
a machine that blasted multiple gallons per minute of yogurt up your ass
not in a sexual way, though. that would be sinful. just completely non-sexually trying to get my buddies and customers buttpregnant with giant loads of cream. for health
Wait, what? An early 20th century futanari/fucking machine? Where get?
i’m sorry i thought this was america :stan-marsh-police:
Don’t stick anything in your butt you aren’t comfortable losing forever.
But my wife fingers, she needs them.
I don’t need that coffee back
That’s a Today attitude. Tomorrow might have you feeling different.
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beanisdrupe moves through the beanis
oh now they tell me
I wonder, then, what is the precise moment where the supposed benefit of pouring coffee up your butt outweighs the supposed risk of pouring coffee up your butt?
Curious.
Looking into it…
this is your brain on butt coffeeany questions?
Who wrote this article, the ass police?
Doctors have never been able to dissuade me from sticking stuff in my butt before and by God I’m not going to stop now.
what risk? that i’ll have coffee in my rectum? yeah sherlock… that’s the point!
“Expert.”
