Guard #1: “Lunch menu text. I’m gonna have the Lobster Tempura Truffle Amazu Ponzu with red onion, cilantro, serrano peppers, and sweet rice vinegar.”
Guard #2: “Put your phone away. And get that smile out of your voice. We got a torture session in five minutes.”
Guard #1: “Oh. It was pushed up an hour?”
Guard #2: “Yeah. I wonder about you, bro. Where’s your head at? We’re doing important work here. Also - quite frankly - the chief’s Japanese food game is two star. At best. Are your taste buds broken?”
Despot 101, make your torture camp look like White Lotus when the international press shows up.
I wonder where the photos were taken. Did they go to a local restaurant?
The prison could still have a nice cafeteria for the guards/admin.
They’re doing they’re their morning rounds.
Guard #1: “Wow!”
Guard #2: “What?”
Guard #1: “Lunch menu text. I’m gonna have the Lobster Tempura Truffle Amazu Ponzu with red onion, cilantro, serrano peppers, and sweet rice vinegar.”
Guard #2: “Put your phone away. And get that smile out of your voice. We got a torture session in five minutes.”
Guard #1: “Oh. It was pushed up an hour?”
Guard #2: “Yeah. I wonder about you, bro. Where’s your head at? We’re doing important work here. Also - quite frankly - the chief’s Japanese food game is two star. At best. Are your taste buds broken?”