Eye contact.
Being straight is only a little gay
I’ve seen how straight guys interact with each other. Being straight is VERY gay.
Shhh don’t tell the straights though I was trying to keep it a secret
When you’re either walking with someone, or in a group and you stop and wait because someone else has stopped to tie their laces
A beer in a long glass is a little gay, especially if it’s not a lager. A pint glass is straight, a mug is butch, and a coupe glass is fem coded.
Orange wine is a little gay, as long as it’s not Georgian.
Follow me for more alcohol-based sexual spectrum musings.
Pete Buttigieg
Pete Buttigieg, Kyrsten Sinema, Lindsey Graham - rank them by gayness.
Anyone who get their fire extinguishers annually certified
Me.
tfw
Black and white cow spot pajamas
when hands accidentally touch and you don’t pull away
The Lost Boys (1987)
Want some rice? 🍚
Trying to get someone banned for using the M-slur

Competitive hot dog eating contests
A three-way.
If there’s a honey in the middle, there’s some leeway.
Kissing your bro’s boo boo when he scrapes his knee.
tank tops
Convertables.


















