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Maybe I get drafted and serve on an aircraft carrier. Assisting with ordinance handling. First person in history to frag a carrier.
You’d be greater than the Ghost of Kuwait.
hey grokkk how do i avoid overloading a naval nuclear reactor
First person in history to frag a carrier.
lmao
I’d contribute to the gofundme for your legal fund
Gofundmeme
No oil. No treats. Just meat grinder or jail time.
Trump really can cook up a sales pitch.
It’s incredible how Trump can just impose deeply unpopular agendas upon the American people with barely any pushback or repercussions whereas Democrats fail to deliver the promised policies that the majority want.
Has anybody checked on the parliamentarian?
Oh no oh God! I forgot I left the backdoor closed when I left this morning and they’re sooooo going to poop all over the carpet
Trump acts like a social media influencer. He knows how to sell Americans and the global rightists the populist politics of his wing.
It is called the division of labor!
“Do it or you’re gay and woke” seems to be the salespitch and it’s surprisingly effective
Owning libs? Protecting pedos? There is a lot to do in iran
I’m probably too old to be drafted so I’ll never get my chance to do an officer fragging.
Gen Z and alpha, please make me proud.
Air Force, navy, coast guard, and space force have age limits around 41-42. Hopefully you missed that mark.
I briefly worked for NASA and am under 40. So, I am looking forward to being drafted into Space Force and do the first fragging in an office building.
Isn’t that just going postal?
I get drafted onto an aircraft carrier or sub, i’m gonna make the reactor go prompt critical in dock
which of those is the least shitty to join? will they even bother drafting to those?
gotta be space force, its not like youre going to space lol
shove me in a hellpod and drop me on tel aviv
I thought the implied purpose of establishing the space force was anti-satellite warfare.
Probably space force and coast guard are the least shitty and no idea if they’ll bother drafting. Navy might be the most likely to do a draft. Air Force too but your vision might not be good enough.
mfw im too old to roll a grenade into the command tent
Why draft? There’s a perfectly good paramilitary force in America, trained and ready to go. ICE is ready to fight for America, let em at it.
they’re for the sonora-chihuahua front opening in june
the great satan lusts for heaps of skulls at all ends of the earth
Who do you think will be acting as the press gangs snatching up boys off the street to feed into the war machine?
Give me a gun and put me in secure military installations. This will end well I assure you
we’re gonna need even MORE poor people to die for Israel.
This is the only imaginable context in which Anerikkkan troops can be guided into quasi-anti-imperialism by the left so I guess go off? I don’t think there are enough Burgerlanders willing to fight or die for this shit, I think we could actually organize them against this and into our spaces in the process.
90% of Americans are 3 missed treats away from committing a mass casualty event. Good luck getting them away from their slop buckets long enough to enlist them
Born to early for global communism
Born too late to frag your superior officer
So glad I am disabled sometimes. Then again I’d love to frag a superior officer
They call themselves superior, yet I have the grenade pin and they are riddled with fragments. Curious.
Good thing I’m disabled! Eat shit USA!
Private Jody McFraggot, reporting for duty!
if you submit to the draft remember to frag yourself and everyone around you
Gotta get a legislative motion of congressional approval for the president to activate the Selective Service System. The president can’t force conscription at will under the current system of power.
trump will tweet “I AM DRAFTING ALL MALES 16-45 INTO OUR GLORIOUS ARMED FORCES THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER” and a heap of 100k randos will be shanghai’d to Kuwait before a federal circuit court wags its finger and says ‘you cant do that Sir!’
“65 Democrats join Republicans in reinstating the draft with a 380-55 vote. The BURKA Act now heads to the Senate…”
BURGER Act
I can imagine him sending out “draft” letters that aren’t legally enforceable, just to trick people into enlisting.
Can’t wait to see ol’ Donnie wiggle himself out of this conundrum
“Uh it’s for national security”
Trump’s doing a lot of things he can’t do
Oh please, the systems don’t matter. They’ve made that very clear.
