Wow, OP, your post history is just…something special. This one in particular.
My shitpost posts/comments are fun troll time. My ask posts/comments are usually pretty serious conversations about real topics. My showerthoughts posts/comments are somewhere in between. I speak pretty differently in each community im active in. If you’re interacting with me in shitpost, very rarely am I being genuine. If you interact with me in ask, very rarely am I being disingenuous. I try to speak/post within the context of the community I’m in.
Yee yee I posted that last week
Sorry, this meme is ours now.
TBF, if her dick is 0", doesnt that make her a subject matter expert?
Trans women supremacy. Since our dicks are clearly bigger we are allowed to say that his dick is small.
Hurtful
Ouch
If she said that she’s toxic. Same as with men saying “I wish you had bigger boobs”. So if she says that, it’s a red flag and you need to go!
When you pull out your cock she seems so unphased, then she wips out her and you think “oh my days”
This doesn’t necessarily hold in the fediverse
You’d be surprised what some girls pack
I may not have a large dick, but I’m technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women
oh my folly he is smoovin in 3 dimintions
WELCOME TO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!!
Mine isn’t
Pic or it didn’t happen
Scary
It’s really not that scary.
False
Apologies. I didn’t realize that you were afraid of being aroused.
By what
By what? What the fuck are we talking about my guy? You made the post. You tell me.
Spoiler alert: it’s girl dicks.
I’m not aroused by or attracted to dicks on any organism.
Black bear.
Bears eat beats, bears beats Battlestar Galactica.
Gock scares you?
Yes
I recommend exposure therapy.
Lots of girls on Lemmy could help with that
I’m more of a hands-on learner, myself
Tell that to a lesbian, see how it goes
Theres a difference between someone being lesbian and pussysexual. Also trans-lesbuans exist too.
I thought lesbian was a person born with a pussy only being attracted to other people only born with a pussy and what you’re talking about is a pansexual or sapphic person? At least, that’s what they taught me in college lol(more than 10 years ago now in freshman year). I do choose to troll when I’m posting/commenting in this community but I’m earnestly confused. If you’re just gonna tell me to read more or know better, recommend some specific literature or media so I can do that, please.
She wasn’t scared
Oops I mixed up the aroused comment with the scared comment.
Some lesbians love gock
some cis men do too
Clits can be over 10cm.
Clitoromegaly
How can this be true if it’s not a category on PornHub?
Ah, the scientific name for the good ol’ T-dick (thats how I see trans men referring to this when they are long enough in Testosterone).
Had a gf with that once.
Sure did make it easy to uh, find the spot.
Great band name
Hedwig’s Raging Clue
That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Poor ladies.
Really isn’t. I’m not a lady, but I do have a big clit due to testosterone (about 2" hard) and it’s awesome. Doesn’t hurt or get in the way, and it makes sex a lot better. Some cis women even apply testosterone locally just to grow their clits.
don’t look at hyenas
[ removes hat ]
Well, I’ll be…
Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.
Yeah. Because they eat out!
Remembering that there are asexual women who never get off really restored my confidence.
Because… they… eat out? At a restaurant? For a nice time?
Tossing the salad!
Skill issue?
This is more of an “issue with T-blockers and estrogen shrinking penis in most people, save for a select few”.
I’ve definitely dated at least one girl with a bigger dick than me
That’s a real Chad move
What’s not to love?
Girls? Good Dick? Good
Alright, AFROMAN
Listen, I’d trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.
Why would a man not be handling loads of them?
I may have inferred too much from the penis angst and the ‘kings’, but they didn’t feel like the words of someone that comfortable with their own sexuality to have relations with multiple genders.
