Sub energy
This is why we have to tell you to drink water
im pretty sure the monster thing was a guerilla marketing thing, even in the early days of boymoder culture on /lgbt/ it would always be an extremely high def image of monster in the memes
yeah i’ll go ahead and add that to my belief system
i should start posting some /tttt/ posts, i just need to find the ones that aren’t too gross for the site to handle
this might be a stupid thought but id be weary of having the effect of encouraging people to browse the board
yeah that’s fair. definitely wouldn’t post any of the super brainworm ridden ones either, people worrying about whether their shoes make them look like an agp or whatever, don’t want that pathogen spreading
The fact that people to this day unironically police themselves by Blanchard’s Typology burns my brain
it’s super sad to see
You hate to see it, folks
I hate monster with a passion. I drink water, seltzer and tap, and coffee and that only bc I got addicted (working on replacing that with a tea addiction)
Also Monster has those fuckbro adverti$$ing text garbles on it, that made me hate it the most.
I’m beggin you… Please… drink water… Please… For the love of god… Drink water…
the white one is vegan btw
My flirting with becoming (realizing she is?) nonbinary AFAB partner loves the hell out of Monster Ultras. This makes much more sense now lmao.
pink sugar free monster is a thing?? I need to try it oml
for like a month they had a ginger beer flavor of monster that was sold only at certain gas stations and convenience stores and it was the greatest thing i’ve ever tasted
Gotta come clean, I hate energy drinks. Does this mean I gotta turn in my trans badge and trans gun?
no me too. whenever my friends are drinking them i make fun of them
aah so it was my lack of energy drink consumption that turned me nonbinary then…
I always just get too anxious when i drink these
I’m just always too anxious 😎
(I actually don’t drink caffeine I just thought it was a funny image)
There’s these V8 vegetable juice masked with fruit juice canned cocktails with a fraction of the caffeine per can; just enough to perk me up and give me some focus but without the anxiety and other unpleasant side effects. I recommend them.
That sounds pretty good but unfortunately any amount of caffeine gives me headaches so I avoid it all together
Real talk: get caffeine pills. You get a pure and controlled dose at a much lower price per pop.
But monster tastes good
In completely brain poisoned so I immediately mentally heard the “what monsters taste good?” thing in my head
🤨
But caffeine pills don’t taste pink like pink monster does
Okay fair.
Isn’t that a plus though?
It’s a difference, whether it’s a positive or negative is tbd
i like drinking loose leaf tae :)
True, but have you considered sugary processed drink = happy brain tingles?
