I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some “free” and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn’t have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP,” not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question, or “Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called “pundits” are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left “News” Organizations, are “hailing” them, and giving them “positive” press for the first time in their lives. They’re not “MAGA,” they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” just like Marjorie “Traitor” Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country. MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons. MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! President DONALD J. TRUMP
they think they’ll get some “clicks”*
*Latest fad
just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP”
God I wish I had just 1% of his sauce
As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, don’t return their calls because l’m too busy on World and Country Affairs
AMAZING
…but I no longer care about that stuff
Beautiful
nobody cares about them… nobody’s talking about them…
lol. nobody but the president…
We are just th extras to his Truman Show.
“clicks”*
*latest fad
I don’t have links, but I saw that the hogs are mad about this one, and even Alex Jones was lamenting how far Trump has fallen in a clip he posted lol
It’s extremely over for MAGA, just like (and because) it’s over for US aggression and presence in the Persian Gulf.
Synthesis? The US will be electing unlimited Graham Platners for the next 6 years or so.
Always told people that when the real, competent, organize your death on a train car Nazis come along, they will probably be Democrats.
The Dixiecrats never went away, they just got better PR.
“HOW SERIOUS IS TRUMP. NOT SERIOUS. HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE THE BEST TATTOO LIKE GRAHAM HAD BUT COVERED UP CUZ WOKE.” - yells Alex Jones.

UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!

Holy shit this is Trump spinning gold.
Bringing up the Candace/First Lady of France thing is a wildly obscure pull, and then doubling down with ‘She looks better than you anyway.’
Fucking Classic Donny.
Candace/First Lady of France thing is a wildly obscure pull
The lawsuits been reported on bbc radio, even myboomer dad who’d never heard of candace owens before knows about her from this
Lol that’s awesome.
I will admit I immediately flash coat-shoplifted the phrase third rate podcasts
My 500 word diatribe about how I am not angry has people asking questions already answered by the 500 word diatribe.
That’s so funny because Alex Jones spent a fucking decade being an absolute sycophant and I can’t imagine what softball criticism he gave to Trump to be put on blast like this.
He actually did offer some strong criticism, and suggested a 25th amendment removal. But it is particularly funny seeing Alex Jones getting thrown under the bus after burning so much goodwill with his audience this last year to cheerlead the Trump admin. I’ve always gotten the impression that Alex Jones personally likes Trump, and even considered him a friend. Very different than Tucker or Klandace, who were already opportunistically pivoting away from Trump.
the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question
Oh yeah, that famous question everyone definitely knows.
I vaguely remembered it actually, just for how boomer humor it was. But it was all the way back from his first campaign.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Man, he is really spiraling out.
You’re washed Donny, your Iran war is no longer hot!
They really should have made a “catty diva” presidential role specially for Trump and just left him in it forever so he can continue to get into messy drama as long as he lives while someone else runs the country
Alright apart from all the unreadable shit that this very trumpian post has I think that picking a fight with fucking TUCKER CARLSON of all people is a massive mistake that could cost Trump well… everything.
Carlson is on the rise, leaving FOX was very wise and he’s on his way to become the new man for the far right. He’s articulate, can craft arguments and is very good at reading where the society stands in certain topics like “israel” for example. He’s very dangerous and Trump is playing with fire lmao, even though they never got along (in fact they hated each other in private or so I remember hearing)
Not like a give a shit anyways, Carlson or not the US is going down regardless because the damage is huge and cannot be undone. But it goes to show that Trump 2.0 is very wild and stupid.
leaving FOX was very wise
Getting fired for costing Fox hundreds of millions in a lawsuit.
LOL i’m not reading that. ever. i just wanted to say i’m glad he’s so grievously butthurt about the top-shelf of the shit-eating maga muppet brigade criticizing him
Ooh you silver tongued wordsmith. I love it.
Marjorie “Traitor” Brown
Lol, he doesn’t even remember Marjorie’s name.
It’s some pun about grass

Yeah, he usually explains it, because that’s how you know it’s a good joke - when you have to explain it.
bro, he fucking ruined it. just leave the punchline unexplained and imply that she’s shit.
absolutely sauceless
“turned left” lmao these fucking dummies…
Can someone explain what “Rand Paul Jr. (Thomas Massie)” means, because I don’t have a fucking clue.
His nickname for Thomas Massie is “Rand Paul Jr” because he thinks Paul was the og anti-Trump Republican, and so Massie is like, the new Rand Paul
Would’ve made more sense if he was like “Thomas Massie (AKA Rand Paul II)”
He thinks calling her brown rather than green is a clever insult. He has truly lost whatever juice he may have once had.
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