Fuck that stupid, broken fucking traffic light. Go fuck yourself
“You can ask it anything” but why would I BOTHER?!
fuck this job market
COMRADE FUCK THIS JOB FUCKING MARKET
I fucking can’t stand having a running nose and it infuriates me when my allergies fill my schnozz with goo and then I try to wipe it and it gets in my mustache and I can’t feel clean until I can hit it with soap and water
Motherfuck allergies
That sounds annoying as FUCK
It’s the worst, if I didn’t look absolutely hideous with the Abe Lincoln chin strap beard I’d just shave the stache for a month until the trees stop menacing my sinuses
Alas, my vanity
Go fuck yourself, Autistic burnout
Aaagh it’s still here
“Oh, wouldn’t it make sense if you just-”
Wouldn’t it make sense for you to FUCK YOURSELF?
Staring at the essay on my computer screen as we speak. It is due today. My conclusion just says “it’s not enough” and I am considering leaving it like that. (essay is about clean energy and climate change)
Mood
Fuck my dirty ass fucking landlord agency raising my rent $200 every fucking year disgusting pigs
Fuck landlords even that one that was nice to you, fuck em!
The eternal, unrelenting narcissism of underdeveloped teenaged brains, absolutely go fuck yourself to deepest levels of hell
Their brains are made of soup that annoys people around them.
spencer can go fuck himself
you hear me spencer? fuuuuuuck yyyyouuuuuuuuu
Spencer you SHIT! Fuck you!
bedtimes can go heck themselves.
i actually need to fix my sleep schedule
Employers can go fuck themselves. Stop offering poverty wages and stop pretending to be offended when people refuse to work for that little.
FUCKING DOORKNOBS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES! I HATE DOORKNOBS AND THEIR HEADPHONE WIRE STEALING ANTICS!!!
It’s like the headphone wire is so desperate to be a problem. It’s honestly embarrassing.
Fuck depression, fuck schizophrenia. Except schizophrenia has become such a part of my identity, I don’t know what I’d do without it. But seriously, it’s rough.
Oh, I didn’t know I was hallucinating? I didn’t know that YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF EITHER BUT HERE WE ARE
Fuck you, Bluetooth. Moar like Screw-tooth, amirite?
Fuck my shit ass job, the tiny cheap microwave, leaking dishwasher, jank ass sink, and busted deep fryer.
FUCK trying to make friends when you’re over 40 and don’t drink, and fuck my stupid social anxiety making showing up for local orgs way harder than it should be.
Fuck that one manager. The rest of them are cool, but one is constantly harassing me
Obligatory Israel, capitalism, and bigotry. Every thing to do with those, fuck off.
