I love carniverous plants.

Picture of cat
30 burgers 30 fries 30 tacos 30 pies
This is how i used to give birthday messages on facebook actually. Id find a fun video and attach that with a “happy birthday”
So I really appreciate it!Admins are Facebook boomers confirmed

IM NOT A BOOMER

NEITHER AM I BUT I FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS
Ever since that first video was posted here, I have to watch it twice when I see it again. It’s so funny and nobody I’ve sent it to seems to appreciate it as much.

Seems like bird appreciators are the only folks that truly find it an enriching experience. It’s a genuine pearls before hogs scenario it seems.
I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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A reminder to regularly stretch your body because your shit will start hurting if you don’t
I restarted doing morning yoga and holy shit my spine is stiff
I have this weird ring I found in a river.
Gimme
I dunno. I’m kinda attached to this ring now. I think I’m going to hold onto it, I’ll get you something else.
GIVE IT
NOOOOOO!!!
Just a little something to make your days less shitty

Literally!
Just like the Romans did


A firm handshake and a pat on the back
I'd give you a dad joke.
Hello, Turning 30!
A ban for doxxing yourself.
I got you a herbivorous plant
Honestly terrifying
I give you a bug that you can feed the carnivorous plants
But I’m hoping you’ll just keep it as a pet instead
I am growing flowers for all the bugs in my area actually. I stole a bunch of seeds packs, soil and grow boxes from a bigbox store and they’re ready to be put outside now. They are confusing the bees though, they keep flying in because they think there’s pollen here. But there’s no pollen yet and they’re too big for my nephentes and my flytraps
Same thing I get everyone else
A sundew that’s suitable to your climate so you can take it with you everywhere you go
I’ve actually just put out a bunch of local sundews in an area that used to have them and lost them due to runoff from local farms that have since shut down
No it’s not, it’s my birthday
Our birthday comrade!
I guess we can share it if you want you’re p. aight johnny arson

















