Old post from last year, same rules as last time. Share the love with the people here on this most normal and kinda shit day!
https://hexbear.net/post/5685014
Also share some bangers you’re listening to today if you got nothing else going on or want something to vibe to if you’re stuck at work!
Death & Taxes - There’s No war but Class War
https://youtu.be/U8iAntSarCU cw this song contains SA:R word
@thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net for Gen Sec and @edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space for 2nd sec/ Chair of GOSPLAN
I refuse to recognise any minister of foreign affairs that has not had a clear stance on the horrifying white genocide in South Africa. Anything less than that is a sign collaborationism with the darkest of evils.
Minister of Finance @xiaohongshu@hexbear.net
Minister of Defense @MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net
Minister of Internal Affairs @AlHouthi4President@lemmy.ml
Minister of Education @Cowbee@hexbear.net
Does this role focus on internal security or civil registry and traffic law?
I dunno, I think the former
Nice. Gonna root out corruption, liberal zionistm, and NED-backed terrorists.
nice news megathread candidates
As minister of space i promise to abolish banning, instead we’ll just use all our resources to launch them into space
Send them to heaven
I make furniture, so if I’m not chosen as one of the ministers I can make any of the four Chairs if necessary
Make me minister of goth
I may have to contest you there. I wear mesh shirts as part of my normal wardrobe, I have a first wave industrial style noise/experimental project, I have made a German expressionist short film, I could literally call Ogre from Skinny Puppy on my phone rn if I wanted. I have a first pressing of Pornography by The Cure. I bring experience and first wave credibility to the office. I subculture subclass in goth, I primary class in crust, but I have been called ‘incredibly fucking goth’ by 3 different goths. I should at least get a cabinet position.
Check out the band Musta Paraati, amazing Finnish band from the esrly to mid 80s. Lost Tribe and Anansazi also rip, theyre from the early 2010s when diy punk went through a goth phase. Also my friends band H.A.L.T. who are current and tour quite a lot
“Real emo only consists of…” vibes.
That post is genuinely correct. I am a huge fan of the early 90s screamo scene and it was waaaaay more connected to the crust/anarcho punk scene than the victory records stuff or pop punk. Listen to Heroin, Ottawa and Nema, or get this! Moss Icon! Your username is like…a foundational inspiration for the genre. They sound entirely different from Fugazi and Nations of Ulysses who sounds totally different from Appleseed Cast or American Football who kinda sound a bit like Sunny Day Real Estate but only a little bit and none of these sound like Fallout Boy who doesnt sound like My Chemical Romance. When one term summarizes almost 50 years of 3 -5 very distinct types of music it makes the term useless. I think that emo as definition of anything being useful was long gone well before the copy pasta. My best friend who’s a bit older saw this happen over his life in real time, there are massive differences in the music and the crowd thst listens to all of these different types of ‘emo’ and blending it all together genuinely doesnt make sense. It was a buzzword that came up in the 2000s and stuck around. I know a lot about underground music.
Moss Icon are amazing, legit one of my favorite bands
Vote for me
@happybadger@hexbear.net for ecology minister
@Tervell@hexbear.net for Minister of Defense
@Cowbee@hexbear.net for general secretary
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml for second secretary
@Cowbee@lemmygrad.ml for chair of the committee on state security
@Cowbee@lemm.ee for chairAlso @SoyViking@hexbear.net for minister of agriculture, due to the fantastic reports on how Denmark sucks and it is in part because of pigs
Lmao, thanks comrade!
Question: If the minister of agriculture is responsible for the pigs, does that mean that I also have to deal with the police?
Of course. You will be charged with turning them into mulch, which will be used to fix our eroding topsoil.
I just wanna be in charge of running the forcefem gulags
Well, seems I’ve been confirmed as minister of gender. But my overall project is to militarize it for such lovely things as forcefem gulags. Get yourself a cabinet seat and we’ll have a nice round table to get the party started.
That’s like gender, internal affairs, or justice…
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In that case, I’d like to be minister of reven… uhh I mean justice, but maybe it would be better for it to be sort of a “secret” thing. That way, the government could wash its hands and claim ignorance when and if the public finds out about the unethical “mpreg” medical experiments performed on former cis male Fox News commentators at a secret gulag research facility.
@UlyssesT for minister of culture in exile
no more half measures walter
Finger for minister of measurements
As a future pharmacist and trans person, I want to be minister of health and have hrt for everyone and trans all the cis!!
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spoiler
General Secretary:
- BanMeFromPosting (self)
- Cowbee
- thelastaxolotl
Second Secretary:
- Edie (eternal)
Cowbee(overruled)
Chair of GOSPLAN:
- Edie
Chair of KGB:
- oliveoil (self)
- Cowbee
- LittleFellaNamedBoof (self)
Chair of Council of Trade Unions: None
Chair of the Council of Ministers: None
Internal Affairs:
- Jabril
- AlHouthi4President
Defense:
- Tervell
- MarmiteLover123
Justice:
- Carcharodonna (self)
Finance:
- xiaohungshu
Agriculture:
- SoyViking
Foreign Affairs: None
Foreign Trade: None
Oil & Gas: None
Coal: None
Heavy Industry:
- segfault11 (self)
Light Industry: None
Construction: None
Railways:
- kittenzrulz123 (self)
- MLRL_Commie (self)
Shipbuilding: None
Aviation Industry: None
Radio:
- HiImThomasPynchon (self)
- GalaxyBrain (self)
TV:
- Grebgreb
Culture:
- Erika3Sis
- LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins
- GalaxyBrain
Communications:
- Lemmygradwontallowme (self)
- Jabril (“maybe”)
IT:
- Yuritopiaposadism
Education:
- Cowbee
Nationalities: None
Gender:
- tactical_trans_karen (self)
Ecology:
- happybadger
Health:
- un_mask_me
- Alisu (self)
Space:
- RedNajm (self)
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I’ll accept the Gen Sec position if the people want it, but I’m more than happy to take Minister of Education. I probably shouldn’t be in a position of power anyways.
(I know it’s all for fun and isn’t serious)
“gundam pfp cooky” (?)
that’d be GalaxyBrain
