• FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    One of my favorite things about these muscle headed chuds is that they think lifting things is enough

    I box, I jog, I shoot and I know first aid

    I’ve been terrified of societal collapse since I was 8, I have spent a fair amount of my time since then learning how to fight and survive if I have to

    This is also why I know how to sew and want to practice crochet

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    My man talking like he’s some sort of He-man when his bench PR is, as of two days ago according to his twitter, a whole two plates.

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        Certainly don’t want to diminish anyone that is proud of benching two plates and isn’t acing like a jackass about it. Reaching your personal goals is a very positive part of lifting. But acting like people choose to be “weak” and that makes them “lesser” when He’s probably not even in the top lifters in an average commercial gym anywhere in the country is pretty pathetic.

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          Everything is relevant yes but 225 is more than probably like 99% of the population benches. I’m not saying he’s a good person or anything.

          I say this as a person who maxed out at like 250-260 when I was younger, like I’ve done that work I just don’t think 225 is anything to belittle.

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      Imagine that piece of shit as some sort of future MAGA SS, using question mark vocal frys while kicking down doors and rounding up “DEI” enemies of the state. “Escape is impossible??? We have you surrounded???” thumb-cop

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    ascribing to fascist ideology because I can open the pickle jar without smacking it with the blunt side of a butter knife to loosen the seal beforehand

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    I read the “come on” in Liv’s voice

    These are the same exact takes as the “every social interaction has the implicit threat of violence” people but specifically making himself look worse somehow

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    Between that uguu kawaii cartoon avatar and the “using question marks to sound snippy without asking a question” thing, the internet tough guy mask is riddled with holes for me. cringe

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      facts. the most real-effective martial arts were deliberately developed to remove raw strength from the equation as much as possible. someone 1/2 this person’s size who studied BJJ for a year could probably break every bone in this guy’s body (and that student would be below an amateur level compared to those who’ve really trained)

      Also in my experience those who train to fight are some of the least likely to ever seek out a fight deliberately, or even show they can fight. Unless and until they need to. And to be honest this guy sounds like he needs to have his ass kicked and be put in his place. This is why isolation is bad; having no community around means nobody checks these dipshits before they go off the rails.

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    I’m guessing this guy went from doing 10 sit ups to 12 and thinks he’s a professional bodybuilder.

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    Woobie men being woobie men as expected. I expect men who are ‘left’ to be sex pests until proven otherwise at this point.

    At least with chuds they don’t try to hide it. These guys will claim that they’re feminist until the grave.

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      Woobie men being woobie men as expected. I expect men who are ‘left’ to be sex pests until proven otherwise at this point.

      At least with chuds they don’t try to hide it. These guys will claim that they’re feminist until the grave.

      A lot of sex pest creeps in show business are self-described “feminists” until they get bad press for creeping on coworkers or subordinates. Joss Whedon immediately comes to mind.