Sit cross legged
Use hand lotion. Dude, my hands are dry, back off!
Who the hell is telling you that? I’ve been using moisturizers forever. People often ask my age then don’t believe it and I’m like lotion dude. Everyday. Care for your skin. Never been told I couldn’t.
Have a wider choice of underwear. Some beautiful individual in another thread put me on to “gay” underwear… comfort settings I’d never dreamed of. I’d feel contained performing CPR in these badboys. Apparently this clothing change is the first step on the road to man love - according to the absolute brains trust I’ve had the pleasure of working with for the last couple of months.
Kiwi strawberry Snapple.
It was 30 years ago, but it kinda killed the whole concept of calling things “gay” for me.
I once called a woman sexy and that I would do it with her and was called gay because she had big muscles. That woman is Carriejune Bowlby. I guess straight guys don’t like in shape women with big butts?
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Like the color purple
Like the movie or the color
Wipe your ass.
Are dudes really out there with shitty cheeks because “wiping is gay”? I refuse to believe this
I know many toxic masculinity guys, I think it’s true. Eww.
Here’s something to ponder. The next time someone accuses you of being gay for [insert lame reason here], ask them how they know that’s gay? Are they gay? Funny how some “men” are so obsessed with “gay” stuff. Always remember, and never forget, closets are for clothes.
This is the adult, “takes one to know one”
I definitely employed this strategy in middle school
Doesn’t generally work because logic doesn’t work on these people
Know how i know you’re gay?
Because I’m standing here not wearing any clothes? They are all in the closet btw. :)
Worst part about being on Lemmy is having to tell your parents you’re gay
wearing colorful clothes (wtf)
I was told I’m gay because I like knitting.
I mean, yes I’m gay, but not because of that.Knitting is a form of computing and computing is women’s work. So yeah, super gay, just like all the other programmers. /s
We’ll programmers do enjoy their programming socks
My programming does suck sometimes, but I wouldn’t say I enjoy it.
It would be really weird if that was cause and effect. I like to imagine how that might go down though.
There’s a knitting community, but it’s pretty slow. Crochet gets a little more action.
I grew up in the 90s so just existing would cause people to call you gay.
Oh no sorry that’s just gheyyy! It’s a different thing altogether
Nostalgia is gay dude.
The 90s. Cross your legs, gay! Wear a shirt with a loop on the back, gay! Express any emotions, gay!
The 80s: clear your throat in too high of a pitch? Get followed to the bathroom and the shit kicked out of you.
My wife and my buddy who is bi insist that I cannot have normal conversations with other dudes at the alleged gay bar we like to visit sometimes. They say that I am invariably being hit on, but I don’t notice anything like that.
Hmm, just being oblivious sounds like something a Lemming would do. too.
Play a female character in an arcade game. Specifically the one in Golden Axe.
I usually play as a female character in 3rd person games because I prefer to look at a woman’s butt rather than a man’s. Seems like the opposite of gay to me, but apparently not.
Yeah it’s all Lara Croft’s fault, all those gamers are gay now because of her
Yeah I don’t get people’s need to associate the game character with oneself as roleplay. The game character is the game character and I’m just watching like I would in a film.
Dumb. Obviously you’re trans. /s
old man ftw
I’ve always played as her. She was hawt. Turns out I must be gay. Who’d have known.
Or you could be trans, apparently (3rd panel): https://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=july-3-2020
I once got called the f-slur for having the audacity to read a book in public, outdoors in front of the library.
It’s okay, you can say “fatty” here.
Is this gay erasure?
It’s reality; this fat gay book nerd got called fat derisively MUCH MORE often than the f word
I’m disabled!!