I watch Joel Hansen on YouTube. It’s happened to him more than once.
My mother was 100 lbs soaking wet, but MAN could she eat. There was a steamed shrimp buffet on the other side of the city.
Family rules: We were there for shrimp, if you a little salad that’s ok, but stay away from the bread and the desserts, you can get those anywhere. You’d best eat at least three plates full
We’d eat and eat and eat and eat, then take a little break, then eat some more. Mom was skinny; dad was normal-sized, and I was a little chubby. OMG did we put away some shrimp.
You been here FOUR HOUR! You go home now!
Is this the one where he goes, “it’s all you can eat, not all YOU can eat. You scare my wife.” That lives rent-free in my head.
RIP John Pinette. Around after the 3 min mark
Take the card with you make copies and dump them around the entrance to the restaurant. Do this for a while. Don’t get caught. Its littering ya know.
Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.
Wait until they’re not looking to put on the wig. Otherwise it’s kinda a bit weird.
Assert your dominance, put the wig on while maintaining eye contact with the owner
they’re looking at each other like “wait, what card did you give him?”
And what happened after you were asked to leave?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.
We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.
And when you couldn’t find one…?
We went fishing.
Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.
RIP Phil
Fuck Andy Dick
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?
what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
I see that you know your judo well.
HANDS OFF MY PENIS
The way he delivered that line was Oscar worthy.
Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.
“Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest!”
This is the bloke that got me on the penis befoaaa.
“Ooh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well.”
“And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?”
This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.
Unfortunately he’s passed away.
But his memory will always live on in our penises.
I dunno, apparently he admired Hitler and nazism (according to Wikipedia)
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?!
Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.
“You got any more of these tasty notes? I haven’t had all I can eat.”
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS
I just wanna be called “sir” without it being followed by “you’re making a scene.”
