Real marxists dump coffee grounds into their mouth, grind them to fine dust using their bare teeth(trained using capital), and then pouring the hot water into their mouth, boiled from a white maoist anger. They then let the mixture sit for exactly 10 paragraphs of theory reading and spewing it out, drink from a cup they stole from a liberal
exactly 10 paragraphs of theory reading
I’d probably have to up that to properly time a cup of coffee… my mum says I read too fast.
Where is the option for 5 energy drinks and heart palpitations?
Welcome to the situationist international.
Oh no, that’s anarcho-capitalist, you’ve come to the wrong club.
Instant coffee equal parts sugar and water, whipped into a thick foam and served into a hot liquid with powdered non dairy cream. So, prison abolitionist.
I wake up every morning with a cool glass of water, poured over the unquenchable insurrectionary fire in my belly.
this creates the steam which billows from my ears as I read the morning’s emails from management.
Where’s the option for two scoops of shitty processed instant coffee? Black.
A woman of taste, I see
I need that damn drug or I want to kill everyone I see
Scoops? Are you some kind of bourgeois spoon-owner?
That would be Bonglerite
The worse it tastes the better
What would an aeropress be?
Liberal
Never. The espresso machine is already liberal + it’s a huge mechanism that actually only trickles down to a tiny few, carefully proportioned.
Neoliberal! It’s the austerity version.
How you doin fellow liberals
No fellow hoxhaists?
My cat, Leon Trotsky, knocked by French Press off the counter, so I’m back to instant.
I do love f**** press
What even are all these bougie contraptions
Drip machine, espresso machine, star trek replicator, v60, chemex, moka pot, Nespresso machine, French press. There’s a billion ways to extract coffee (beverage) from coffee (bean) and this is some of the more popular ones, plus replicators which I imagine skip the extraction step.
Where does energy drinks and caffeine pills come in?
Lone wolf adventurist
Tankie. Chocolate coat you caffeine pills and you are a nazi though so be careful
Half of this stuff is burgerland crimes against humanity that in any sane country wouldn’t even be considered methods of coffee preparation
burgerland crimes against humanity is when percolation
Guys, don’t drink that coffee! There’s a fish in the percolator!
Burger particles detected
Pour over is a German invention. Reflexively ascribing Americanism to something you think is decadent and bad is a form of American exceptionalism
half of this stuff
You should see how Americans make tea. It’s even worse.
I know it involves microwaves and that’s all I can bear to remember
Microwaves are the practical answer, very ergonomic and efficient device that vibrates water particles. The most popular choice is to buy a separate electric water heater, followed by boiling water on the stove. People in america believe that microwaves are inferior and dangerous, ruining anything you put into it and giving you radiation poisoning – which is just bourgeois nonsense.
I use an electric kettle for boiling water for tea/coffee, which is a common household appliance where I live. Microwaves are mostly used for reheating food, rarely beverages.
Yep. It’s so weird to me that Americans don’t seem to have electric kettles all that often, since they’re quite common in a lot of places, including my country.
I have a normal drip coffee machine (ML) but it’s a goofy one with an internal karaffe so it looks like a keurig (Trot)
Feel free to invent a new tendency
sounds Marcyite to me
Feel free to invent a new tendency
Like the Trots keep doing? (Party splits)
Or… Trot pretending to be a proper ML… I’ve run into a few of those. Most Trots are proud of being Trots (they shouldn’t be, but at least it makes 'em easy to spot and ignore), but there’s a few weirdos out there…
The moka pot being leftcom is very accurate considering how many insufferable leftcoms there are in Italy.
i guess i gotta up my bunker building
Deep inside I knew I was a filthy
