Sure they could buddy… sure they could.
Another retread of the Iraq war. They scared us with “dirty bombs” and man pack nukes back then too.
Just Dumb fails to acknowledge the fucked up US healthcare system is deadlier to Americans than the stupid shit that developed in the vacuum between his ears.
The dude thinks couches are attractive. Not exactly a shining light in the darkness here…
More gaslight bullshit from th trump suckers administration of 2026.
Why would having it be in a vest be useful, so it’s concealed until you’re really close? Like, it’s a fucking nuke, it’s not like you need to get in particularly close for it to have the intended effect.
Like, he’s just mashing the image of a suicide bomber in with the fear of nukes to strike as many “panic! danger! scary!” notes as possible.
A tactical nuke within a nuclear bunker could be useful if you wanted to target people important enough to be in that bunker? Perhaps he had the thought of doing such…
so would any explosive device, or chemical agent, or two smaller assassins in a trench coat. If they do go the nuke vest route, I hope they put a bunch of light graphics on it to be really edge lord and scary with it
Maybe JD wants a nuclear death though.
Quick, get Jack Bauer on the case!
Every nuke can be considered a suicide bomb. Ffs get this guy out of any kind of position making decisions.
you cant make a nuke that small
backpack? yes. vest? probably not.
Not with that attitude.
He should make one and demonstrate how it would work.
Why does anyone care what the VP thinks? His job requires him to be hosting a book club or at a state funeral or something.
It is fun to mock dumb people like him
Maybe I lack imagination since I would never came to an idea of nuclear vest
But we won the war and obliterated their military and nuclear programs.
I think it has to be a relatively large capsule or spheroid to have any yield. The form factor makes very little sense. A davey crocket is kinda the smallest?
I heard they’re developing a new Shahed bomb that can blow up a church and rebuild it into a mosque.
