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Lovely_sombrero [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

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How rich I wanna be

Lovely_sombrero [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    ah yes, have a fort but keep the power generation and storage outside. mmm hmm. but hey, keep the “cattle field” inside, i’m sure that’s enough “cattle field”.

    • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      The cattle field can sustain maybe one half of a cow.

      • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        0.5 cattle / turn

      • average [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        deleted by creator

    • average [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      And you know this person is the type whose entire personality is eating meat, so it’s extra funny to me.

      • Bloobish [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Don’t even wanna imagine if they actually know or have the labor smarts to slaughter and then butcher an entire cow carcass, cuss that’s on avg a half ton creature you have to move around.

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          If that tractor has the capacity for hydraulic implements it’s not particularly difficult to pull off. If you wanna get really lazy, I’ve watched someone skin a deer with compressed air, which I’d bet that machine shop has. It’s a bit disturbing, but damn, if it wasn’t the fastest I’ve seen someone skin one.

          • Bloobish [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            Thing is do the survivalist larpers actually know how to carry that out? Then also know how to butcher up the cow whilst hopefully not puncturing any of it’s intestines (cuss that’s an easy way to foul you’re meat). I always have skepticism on folks that makes these types of compound plans because they’re never based in any material reality of what it actually takes to grow and farm a crap ton of calories.

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              Valid Most of the folks I know with shops, tractors, and land tend to have been raised in that same environment and perpetuate that lifestyle when/if they’re able to do so. So much to say that in rural Missouri at least, people tend to have more access to the knowledge and skills to butcher meat (typically wild game) than they do to machine shops and tractors with hydraulics.

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                Truth, I have family and friends that know very well how to make do with much less equipment. Most people would understand the resources needed to fatten a single cow to slaughter let alone a herd all the while hoping there’s no complications during birthing and anything else (cows and horses are some of the most intentional self injuring animals around cuss they’re so damn curious). Larpers like this fantasize but then don’t realize why farm hands and laborers all look like they have a hunchback and bad knees by their forties.

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Building a castle without knowing that all the food was grown outside the walls lol

      I also noticed the power thing like “damn, it’d be a shame if someone sabotaged that power center”

      • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        actually Walled cities typically had fruit orchards and sometimes vegetable plots inside their walls. Everything else was grown outside (and for larger cities most vegetables and fruits too).

    • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Those aren’t my wind turbines and solar panels they’re the barbarians at the gate.

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    How rich I wanna be

    • XiaCobolt [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      I love that image because the American mind cannot comprehend living in a traditional tent inside a cave with your buddies.

    • Dessa [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      I thought that shit looked so dope back in the day

      • Hexamerous [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Giant slide down to the bumper cars.

        “Last person down is a yankee!”

    • Hexamerous [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      A giant “evil lair” wasn’t too on the nose for the propagandists. They should do a volcano next time or a space station.

    • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Oh man, that brings back so many memories. Amazing.

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t understand this weird mix of “rugged individualism, but also I need a gated community” thing that Americans obsess over. Like, if you’re already living somewhere remote out in the country, that is your walls, who are these walls keeping out? The immigrant labourers you “hire” to maintain and operate the damn thing?

    • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      hogs like this fantasize about using their bass pro shop ar-15 to wage war against the national guard who would hypothetically be imposing martial law to uh, force wokeness on them or something

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      To keep the slaves in

    • Abracadaniel [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Wall Keeps animals out too, these people are terrified of nature

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        That’s true, just imagine, without the wall they might have an animal touching their precious lawn!

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          The fools forgot to get a net, the birds are going to get in there and just go crazy.

    • the rizzler@lemmygrad.ml
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      they fantasize about having a chance to be the “rooftop koreans” or the killdozer guy

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      Goomba fallacy

      • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        It’s one single individual expressing both those desires in a single AI image though.

        And logical fallacies are meant to be used as a tool to examine and remove flaws in your own argument, not as some kind of internet gotcha.

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          It wasn’t intended to be a gotcha, I thought you were conflating 2 unrelated stances.

          I think calling the above a gated community would be the same as calling any farm a gated community, it feels wrong.

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    this is what americans think multi-generational housing is

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    Are you my father? He hasn’t built a wall and is too fossil fueled brained to make a solar/wind power cell. But he just bought a farm next to my grandparents farm and is building multiple new barns and trying to expand land holdings.

    I might be forced to inherit the feudal title of a duchy in the water wars.

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    Even in survivalist mode krakkers gotta have their useless lawns

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      That is the most important crop they’re growing there. Gotta pretend you live in Tuscany or what’s the point.

  • thethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    If you genuinely wanted this kind of vibe and had unlimited money, just move to a small but tight knit town with a dense downtown core, put up some walls, and then buy up all the shops and keep the people who work there employed but triple their salaries, and employ everybody else in the town with similarly paid jobs in random new stores for shit you want to exist there. Congrats, you’re now effectively a warlord with a private army and you have a pleasant town to live in, not some weird mcmansion fort with a vegetable garden that can maybe support a toddler.

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      This would require them being not completely paranoid about the poors stealing all their nice things and feeling like they’re being ripped off by paying the poors more than they’re worth. Being super rich poisons your mind and so they’ll be suckered in by meritocracy and protestant work ethic type stuff that makes them think people need to work non stop to deserve a decent life. So this type of idea, while resulting in a better outcome for them, would seem unappealing because they’d see it as just paying for everyone else to jerk around.

      Plus their rich friends who they compare themselves to would make fun of them for making such bad business decisions

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        It’s bizarre that you’re right, because this is functionally how rich people always worked prior to capitalist brainworms. Rome, China, etc; hell fucking Al Capone worked this way! Warlords always made sure their guys and their families were paid, treated incredibly well, and made to feel invested in whatever enterprise and world they were building. You just need to follow that model and you’ll get Caesar’s Seventh Legion with all these people who would die for you because they know you’re gonna keep everybody they love on the payroll and eating good.

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      You could basically wall in a small college town and then bankroll it.

  • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m sure all that agriculture is going to go really well with no source of water.

    • Feed_el_Castro [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Rain

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      Sprinklers

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    how rich i wanna be

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      how rich i am: saddam-hussein

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      They spent years training and rehearsing that exact mission and still crashed a helicopter

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        that’s just what helicopters do brace-dark-cowboy

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      How come they didn’t mark the helipad on the perimeter wall?

    • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Dedicating 40% of my land to trash burning

      • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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        probably had better hazmat safety standards than the typical amerikkkolonizer base burn pit tbh

    • Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      before i clicked see image, i thought this was a sandcrawler

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    2/10

    No data center

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    Feudalism role play.

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    I think the entire plot inside the walls is enough pasture for one cattle. That cattle pad would starve them.

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      My thoughts exactly. Walling in your herd of fantasy cattle is the most baby-brained move. There’s a reason that nobody did that in the history of ever.

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      That entire space needs to be vegetables or the whole family’s gonna die of malnutrition.

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Ah the CHUD desire to be a feudal manor lord

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    solar punk with american characteristics. that “multi-generational” housing is atrocious.

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      They never want a multistorey arcology catgirl-cry

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        Which one?

        • EveningCicada [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Taiwan CoProsperity Region

          dean-sussy what did Sid they mean by this?

          e: oh right it wasn’t a Sid Meier game

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      Just live in one big house like all the other bourgeoisie in history…

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    How rich I wanna be

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