Mamma mia, that’s a lot of wet dreams
one or more of these must be true
- this survey is bunk
- ~1/3 of gen z are doing some kind of new autosex thing that is somehow not masturbating but would cause everyone over 30 to have a heart attack if they even heard about it.
- ~1/3 of genz can smurf off because the housing market is so fucked they share a bedroom with like 4 people and the SRO tenement housing rules say “NO JORKIN”.
there ought to be a porn screenwriter/actor named Aaron Jorkin
the guy who wrote the west wank and a few goon men?
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE SPLOOGE
How about the classic softcore director Just Jaeckin?
The top 5% of gooners are hording 95% of the masturbation, while 1 in 3 young men have no masturbation whatsoever!
~1/3 of gen z are doing some kind of new autosex thing that is somehow not masturbating but would cause everyone over 30 to have a heart attack if they even heard about it.
Inquiring minds want to know!!!
there are video games out there that connect to your sex toys. including, of course, a skyrim mod.
Ooo owie I’m having a heart attack!!!
“Lore friendly” lol. Sometimes after a hard day of fus ro dahing it’s not uncommon to drop dead of a heart attack
Didn’t someone in the UK get arrested for that?
I’m over 30, do you want to fucking kill me?
its called gooning
“Daaaaaaad, it’s called gooning and all my friends do it.”
The survey is probably ok, the way they present the data really isn’t.
It should be trivial for them to give a number how many sex havers and not sex havers are jerking it but instead they only talk about sex being down and people also not jerking it all that much.
Because people in general are famously open about how often they masturbate.
Thank you for putting my mind at ease a little. I was thinking about how dangerous this could be.
“I haven’t masturbated for 90 days…because that would be too long”
Seek medical attention if jorking persists for more than 90 days.
so 90 on the dot is okay but 91 isn’t
what GenZ kid is answering Playboy Surveys
As a GenZ elder; I’ve masturbated today I’m doing my part
Thank you for your service
While sex isn’t generally a replacement for masturbation there’s something to be said for there being a world of difference between this many people not getting off at all vs just getting off every weekend but only via hook-ups and not self-pleasure.
Stress can also kill sex drive so there’s that but this seems kind of an extremely high number to be stress alone no matter how bad things are.
At the end of the day people lie about this kind of thing and I’m not sure this is a very good surveyor (playboy). A university survey would be more likely to get honest answers and be done in academically rigorous way that accounts for reasons.
I’m on SSRIs so I could reasonably just get away with not manhandling the ham candle
I’m not so sure about the number being too high for stress to be considered.
Masturbation is also a coping mechanism for stress. Like eating or other compulsive behavior as a means of soothing anxiety.
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I’ve masturbated twice in the last 24 hours.
That’s time you could have been hustling for that bread, smdh, this is why commies are all poor, too busy “jorking it”.
Don’t worry I’m hustling in between.
Oh, you’re not hustling mid-jork? That’s okay I guess, some people just handle the jorkset.
Many people hustle mid jork. Support jorker workers
You gotta get those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
+1 (or maybe +2?)
Honestly, even though there could be major biases and issues with a Playboy administed online survey. A large scale survey where an individual person’s issues aren’t skewing this, this would seem to point to increases in depression.
Anorgasmia is a side effect of Prozac and a bunch of other medications that weren’t prescribed as often a generation or two ago.
On top of that it’s hard to find a doctor who gives a shit to help with that. The birth control pill can also fuck with you sex drive and the effect is greatly undersold.
I went from a horny teen to constantly struggling to get all the mental and physical stuff aligned. And then the stress of trying to be in the mood was fucking horrible on top of it. And then I had endo that got worse.
So as far as people with uteruses, doctors can certainly be playing a part in the no fap issues.
Honestly I should be allowed to hunt those fucking gynos for sport who did nothing or said anything about my endo and painful penitration. Didn’t matter how much I brought it up. It’s actually fun now that I got the malfunctioning baby box out. On top of a huge list of other benefits. But I digress.
One in three Gen Z men are lying
I’m jorkin’ it right now. But I’m from one of the sex-having age cohorts.
A lways
B e
C jorkin’
Gen Z just be fucking a lot or is hellworld killing their sex drive?
Definitely the later, there are a lot of other more reliable surveys that show younger people have less sex as well.
they’re getting fucked by capitalism
Probably the latter if I had to guess
I’d like to know the % who haven’t masturbated OR had sex. I feel like the number could be inflated bc a lot of guys try to save their sex drive for their partner, not bc they’re no fap puritans
My army of volcel soldiers grow while your armies of hedonism wane, general, our time is at hand.
Elder Gen z and I haven’t had sex in almost a year
This shit is hard
Elder Gen z and I’ve never had sex
I’m not wading into the dating app cesspool and I don’t drink so I’m not going to bars. All my hobbies are full of old people. I’m shopping for a big hat and fake beard to complete the wizard look as we speak
Get on the apps. They aren’t as bad as people make them out. Except tinder, tinder is trash.
As a person old enough to remember dating before the apps, yes they are all bad and everyone should ditch them.
If dude’s hobbies are not conducive to meeting people their age what do you say they should do? Just stay lonely? Yes the apps suck but they are the only option for a large portion of people.
I’ve made it 27 years without sex so far
hardly a record, plenty of time for fishing still
I have no quarrel with the technology of online dating in itself, just the enclosed dark pattern techbro variety that people are so weirdly resigned to. The torment nexus frequently just heaps further anguish atop the loneliness, which it has no incentive to actually help resolve.
