Rules:
- they are in their absolute prime
- they can’t form teams to gang up on anyone. This is a test of individual ability
- no weapons
The girl reading this.
Capitalists
Me because I’m the one true leftist and I’m great at beating myself up
Prohably either Goku, or my dad.
Apparently Lenin was a legit weighlifting guy and would bother people about exercise techniques.
But let’s get real: it’d be every Dolph Lundgren late cold war red scare character.
If we’re including Red Army enlisted and officer corps or industrial and trade unionists my money’s on one of them by virtue of the level of fitness they usually had to be in their positions.
If it’s pure theoreticians, my money’s on Lenin.
If we’re including Red Army enlisted and officer corps or industrial and trade unionists my money’s on one of them by virtue of the level of fitness they usually had to be in their positions.
It’s probably some Olympian from a socialist country who didn’t fall asleep in class and isn’t a reactionary traitor. That 5 gold medal Cuban wrestler would beat the shit out of the vast majority of leftists.
the bracket choices and seeding matter a lot.
I would win by default because there’d be nobody else in the room
Depending on whether you think Aleksandr Karelin is a leftist by virtue of being a USSR athlete, probably him
prolly fidel right 6 4 and a full on guerilla fighter
there ain’t a picture of bill haywood with anyone else where he ain’t the biggest one there, hence the name
paul robeson would give him a run for it though
John Brown.
And he’d probablly use a giant fucking sword to do it.
The ultimate leftist ofc:
Trotsky, even if only in spirit
Probably kropotkin? During his siberia arc?
Me
