Alternative Peace Plan:
- Turn all Russian soil into cheese
- Make Putin lactose intolerant
- Put together a team of highly-trained and very hungry mouse girls
I want to train the mouse girls to eat cheese (not weird)
Make it claymation and you have Wallace and grommet
I think they still have the comically large spoon for the mouse girls to eat Russia with if they capture it.
- Denazification of russia
Russia did that itself back in 1944 and you fuckers have been trying to re-Nazify it ever since
they kinda did in 1991
More like “then why did you violently create it?!” They did way more than ask for it
If I was losing a war against Russia, I would simply be winning.
Don’t siege Leningrad, just take it
- Territories: Kuban, Belgorod and Kursk become Ukrainian-speaking regions
Even in their “Russians are the aggressors, Ukraine is just an innocent smol bean” wish-list screed they just have to blurt out their ambitions of ethnic cleansing
Turns out the claims of “Russia is committing genocide” were projection all along (but anyone paying attention to Ukraine shelling Donbas before the war already knew that)
Don’t siege Leningrad, take it immediately
Still remember seeing that for the first time
HoI4 brain is certainly a thing
Literal call for genocide in there with the “become Ukrainian speaking regions” holy shit these people are fucking animals
You worthless libs couldn’t even arrest Trump last year so I’m sure you got this
I am perfectly willing to try and start World War 3 over a country that wants to be an Eastern European IsraelLibs hate pointing out how little they did to prevent the 2nd trump term
We’re going to impeach him for the 10th time this year sweetie.
Why does everyone want Putin in chains but let bush and Cheney run free in their own country?
POC Putin.
They mean that the people that Bush and Cheney killed were not white unlike Putler who killed blue eyed europeans
Eric is so cool
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" dont siege leningrad - take it immidiatly "
denazification of russia, brought to you by azov battalion and gunther fehlinger
Giving a regional industrial power a massive reparations bill as a symbolic dick waving exercise has historically gone really well for international stability.
it was fine when germany did it to france though. IIRC the french just ended up paying it.
also, germany was in the process of getting away with not paying most of the reparations that were in the versailles treaty.
so no, reparations being high was not the reason for germany going full nazi.
It was just one excuse among many fascists always invent to feel oppressed, they have to invent them because there’s nothing there but their own boot
I sometimes wish I lived in the world these libs live in. Where the bad guys are all obviously identifiable and easily stopped, and our helpful media tells us what to think and never has ulterior motives, where simply demanding something hard enough makes it magically come true.
Where the bad guys are all obviously identifiable
We’ve got that one, at least.
just like the movies!
Yeah? You and what army is gonna make that happen?
I was thinking we just send the cops to the Kremlin with a warrant
Wait but he is a sitting president and war is part of his offical powers, so he is immune, so said the Supreme Court of the Universe or Something (SCOTUS)
too complicated. you don’t need to take any specific action. you just need to have arrested him one day
you dont even need to do that. the real war is happening in the hearts and minds of liberals, so all you have to do is say what you want repeatedly. there is no material reality here.
Holding a fork close to my face while looking at Putin so it looks like he’s behind bars.
My alternative peace plan is stop using the dumbest fucking AI images. This is not worth killing a tree for
I mean imagine having to use your own brain to picture something as odd and unimaginable as Putin in a prison suit
At least give him a Bane mask
Stick figures are both more creative and funnier than AI photos
This has tagline potential
Dude is softballing should be asking for a unicorn.
