maga martyr fund
this rules
Imagine you not only no longer having to endure your racist insane aunt but getting 5 million dollars on top of it
Maybe we could make this into a yearly thing. Every 6th of January, a bunch of chuds can try to rush the Congressional floor and then when they get domed, the family gets a payout.
Cults hate her! Local Hexbear admin reveals her one weird trick for infinite political martyrs.
Shoot a black kid in the back: “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!”
Shoot a white woman trying to break into the capitol to potentially kill the people you’re guarding: “AVENGE HER NOW!”
Why tho? like she was the one that decided to stick her head in a room full of secret service agents while calling for the head of mike pence
They accidentally murdered one of their own.
Seriously i mean I know the answer but like just logistically I’d think this is a pretty bad precedent to set.
Like if somebody getting shot while actively trying to break through the door of congress while a bunch of people tell her to stop or they’ll shoot is an unjustified shooting how are they gonna justify the thousands of innocent people they kill for absolutely no reason.
how are they gonna justify the thousands of innocent people they kill for absolutely no reason.
As if precedent means anything
I’m sorry but no American is worth that much.
Think of all the failed attempted coups she could have thrown between 2020 - and 2025, that’s 1 million a year in lost wages.
Does that all go back to the FBI? Does her handler at least get a commission?
Hold my beer, I’ve got an idea
Who?
Ashlen Rabbit was an American woman who drove to DC to support Trump in a CyberTruck, but tragically passed away in front of the Capitol when it malfunctioned causing her to not be able to open the doors or windows and died of asphyxiation and poisoning due to having ripped a nasty fart.
Live by the fart, die by the fart. That’s what I always say.
You know when you see someone telling a child “Don’t do that, you’ll get hurt…Don’t do that, you’ll get hurt…Don’t do that, you’ll get hurt…” and then they get hurt? Imagine
an adultsomeone who has aged out of childhood doing that.
How much do families in the Middle East get when one of their members gets murdered by US soldiers? Like, $2000? $3000?
Abdul al-Awlaki’s family got nothing except being told he should have chosen better parents. Then the US killed his sister.
I’d be surprised if they get anything at all besides a shrug.
usually they get a double-tap
Only if they’re first responders!
Sometimes they’ll get wedding gifts
