smear campaignGod y’all are hilarious
do you reach into your pants to scrape your anus directly, charles
He just assumes everyone also gets pink eye several times a month.
Bet he gets a finger right up there.
if your asshole is so itchy its a food safety hazard then you probably need to get some kind of powder for that, charlie
Time for his de-worming treatment.
This is slander, my people would never go near Charlie Kirk’s lower intestines.
But that would kill all his fans!
Wait! I support this plan!
Ivermectin
Charlie Kirk Announces He Has Smeared Assjuice On Everyone He Has Ever Shaken Hands With, Which Is Pretty Much What They Deserve
It’s the diet version of JD Vance’s touch of death. Touch of suffering?
The cheese touch
The ol’ E. coli try
touch of blech
God they really don’t have anything against him, do they?
Call him a socialist Communist fascist and people go “I don’t care what he is, he’s making life affordable and he’s hot”.
Call him an antisemite and people go “Alright good fuck Israel” or go “But he was endorsed by a Jewish candidate”.
Call him a Muslim and people go “yeah and?”.
Say he’s going to make all the billionaires leave NYC and people go “Yeah fuck em if they stay they’re paying their taxes or getting Luigi”.
HE EATS WITH ONLY HIS HANDS!!!
yeah, ok.
I’ll never understand why the ignorami wear the fact their cultureless slobs like a badge of honor.
And have these corn-syrup swilling dipshits ever heard of washing hands?
I keep my hands clean by using an anus-scratching fork.
seriously why did libs stop calling these weirdos “weird”
Someone made the boss call, let them know if they kept doing that they were going to win the election. Stopped immediately.
It was Biden’s advisors immediately after being brought onto the Kamala campaign IIRC. The line between incompetence and sabotage is thin
it was working too well
They don’t want to insult their base
Can’t believe he revealed that he likes to finger his hole.
I’m guessing this is about banana leaf rice or something. Eating rice and curry with your hands is common in India and other countries with a large Indian diaspora like Malaysia. The places that serve it generally have a sink in the dining area so you don’t have to go to the restroom just to wash your hands.
Charlie Kirk’s opinion on India and the people within may surprise you. You may want to take a seat for this one.
It wouldn’t surprise me if he had terrible opinions about India. I was just pointing out that shaming people for eating rice with their hands is ridiculous.
He fingers his hole right before interviews is the implication
whom amongst us
so his asshole is either dirty or he has hemorrhoids lol
I mean yeah it was a bit of culture shock the first time I visited southeast Asia and saw people eating rice with their bare hands but it didn’t make me instantly think of doodoo encrusted buttholes
maybe its just cause im middle eastern and a lot of our food is eaten by scooping it with bread using your hands but i dont see why its even anything worth noting that someone’s eating rice with their hands
when ameripigs buy a pack of M&Ms they dont eat them with a spoon. small foods can be eaten with hands too all over the world. its not just their borgor and hot dog
Yes but those are white foods
Is rice not white in southern Asia?
the yellow filter Hollywood always applies in post makes everything look sort of beige
Chinese grey rice
I eat my lunch by scooping it with flatbread almost every day, and the whities at work still stare at me for it
ngl I did notice it because I am a dainty midwestern lad, but my first thought was “wait did they not give him any bread?”
Also like, how do you eat a hot dog, Charlie?
With a fork and knife like the clown he is.
I saw this absurd video from a content creator whose whole schtick was showing us plebs proper etiquette for the British aristocracy. In the video he shows us how to eat a banana with a knife and fork.
What is so pathetic about this video is that the guy is himself not a member of the aristocracy, and no matter how much he grovels and imitates, will never be one or be accepted by them. Also he’s stupid enough to believe that anyone, even a member of the aristocracy, would eat an unpeeled banana with a knife and fork
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I remember him getting upset and blocking someone on multiple accounts repeatedly asking him what the etiquette for jacking off was.
The obvious answer is with a knife and fork
i just suck the whole thing down in one slurp
While making eye contact with your coworkers, as a power move
Charlie Kirk, self-proclaimed “Christian”, forgetting about Matthew 15:11.
11 What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.
Charlie Kirk defiling himself every time he opens his mouth or types.EDIT: Jesus was responding earlier to something mentioned in Matthew 15:1-2
15 Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2 “Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don’t wash their hands before they eat!”
I wonder how charlie eats his dothogs and hamberders, or fried chicken.
With his feet like a civilized man
i used to have to itchiest of bungholes until i bought a bidet… haven’t had to itch in over a year now and I’ll never go back
