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Matrices for blorptube: https://matrix.to/#/#visual_cuisine:matrix.org | https://matrix.to/#/#blorptube:matrix.org
@@@@This comes from above: it’s strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.
You can read more about Peertube and potential security concerns here: https://hexbear.net/post/3471120?scrollToComments=false
We will be using Blorptube tonight: https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine It is still recommended to use a vpn for peertube.
The visual cuisine for tonight is Cardcaptor Sakura, Simpsons shorts, and the first two Matrix movies.
6pm est
Cardcaptor Sakura is an anime about Sakura capturing all of the magical cards she accidentally set loose. We will be watching the first of two movies tonight.
Prior to becoming a full-fledged TV show, the Simpsons originally aired as shorts on the Tracy Ullman show. We will watch as many as we can after the Sakura movie and before 8 pm est.
8 pm est
Before beginning god nights we will watch the four Matrix movies. The Matrix is a trans metaphor that is about Neo, an office drone by day and computer hacker by night, learning the truth about his reality after being encountered the resistance.
The second movie picks up after the first and follows Neo, Trinity, and Morpheus leading the resistance against their oppressors.
content warnings:
Card Captor Sakura
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/78298?index1=-1&index2=-1
- Children get beaten up in a boss battle
- Stalking
- Age gap relationships & pedophilia: brief mentions of a middle schooler dating his teacher, a high schooler getting engaged to her teacher, and an elementary schooler having a crush on their teacher
- A character gets restrained
- A character is held underwater
- A parent dies before the show takes place
- Shower scene
- Ghosts
- A character is possessed
- Anxiety attacks
- Flashing lights & images
- A character is misgendered
- “Man in dress” jokes
- The protagonist’s best friend and cousin is implied to have a crush on the protagonist; likewise the cousin’s mom is also implied to have a crush on the protagonist’s mom
- Cartoon violence
- A character gets drunk but does not drink on screen
The Simpsons
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/13676?index1=-1&index2=-1
Most of the content warnings are for the show in general and not the halloween episodes specifically
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Advertisements/product placement: Due to popular request we will also watch some of the Simpsons Butterfinger commercials that led to the creation of Bart’s friend Milhouse.
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Cartoon violence
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Profanity
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Drugs & alcohol
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Characters get eaten
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Flashing lights & images
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Violence & gore primarily during the Halloween episodes
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Death of an animal & death of pets
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Children abandoned by their parents
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Characters leave without saying goodbye
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Child abuse; death of a child
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Domestic violence
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Abusive parents
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The abused forgives their abuser
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The abused becomes the abuser
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4th wall broken: during the halloween episodes a character frequently addresses the audience
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Stalking
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Gaslighting
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Addiction
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Animal abuse
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Sad animals
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Rabbits are harmed
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Bugs & spiders
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Snakes
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Sharks & alligators/crocodiles
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A dragon dies
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Implied SA
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Mentions of SA
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Jokes about SA towards men
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A character is restrained
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Characters are held underwater
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A woman gets slapped
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Bullying
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Eye mutilation
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Torture
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Body horror
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Finger/toe mutilation
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Teeth are damaged
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A character is burned alive
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A character’s head gets squashed
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Decapitation
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Hanging
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Shaving/cutting
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Cannibalism primarily during the halloween episodes
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Characters are crushed to death
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Characters struggle to breathe
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Bone-breaking
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Hands are damaged
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Seizures
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Sexualization of a minor
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Death of major characters
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Jump scares
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Ghosts
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Vomit
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Farting
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A character wets/soil themselves
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spitting
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heart attacks
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Hospital scenes
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Jokes about a character frequently contemplating suicide
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Loud noises
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Screaming
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Misrepresentation of minorities
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Demons & hell
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Guns & gun violence
8 pm est
The Matrix
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/12006
- Violence
- Guns & gun violence
- Death
- Blood
- Characters are hit by vehicles
- A character leaves without saying goodbye
- Brief shot of child abuse with an infant
- Gaslighting
- The antagonists are abused that become the abusers
- Stalking
- Drugs & alcohol
- Machine spiders & bugs
- A character is restrained
- A character is held underwater
- Mild nudity
- Unstable reality
- A character’s mouth is removed in a sequence
- Torture
- Body horror
- Finger & toe mutilation
- Implied cannibalism
- A character struggles to breathe
- Stabbing
- A character becomes unconscious
- Bone-breaking
- Characters look like they are having seizures multiple times in the movie
- Non-human characters die
- Death of a major character
- Kidnapping
- Jump scare
- Possession
- Mannequins
- Vomit & spitting
- Incarceration
- Deadnaming
- Needles & syringes
- A character is shocked by a lightning gun
- Hospital scene
- Misophonia
- Dissociation/depersonalization/derealization
- Body dysphoria
- Anxiety attacks
- Claustrophobic scene
- Screaming & loud noises
- Flashing images
- Shakey cam
- An LGBT character dies
- A person is sexually objectified
- Existentialism
- Homelessness
- Helicopter crash
The Matrix 2
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/12007
shares most warnings with the first movie
- A character’s head is squashed
- Cheating
- A character has an orgasm
- Ghosts
- Self-harm
- A minority is misrepresented
- Sad ending
- Sexual content
Oh wow, the Tracey Ullman shorts are incomprehensible now. I couldn’t believe they were going to make a whole show out of them. Boy, the cupboard was empty. An America when a man could own a house, have a stay-at-home wife, three dhildren and two cars, all on a working class salary. Homer was deliberately generic and lived in a small town.

Staying up till 5 AM… But The Matrix… But 5 AM… But The Matrix…
you can take the sleepy pill or the caffeine pill
: “No problem. I’ll balance it out the bottle of pep pills with a bottle of sleeping pills.”
protip: staying up till 5 AM for something is awful and terrible, but getting up at 5 AM for something? not so bad, especially with a nice hot coffee or tea
Well, The Matrix is starting at 2 AM my time but it’s such a long film that it’ll probably wrap up around 5 AM
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