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- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Came here to say this
Good catch, wtf
Thay’s the joke folks.
Yikes
You’re in a shitpost com.
Must be fun being an incel slopper on lemmy, isn’t it?
That is… how consent works.
Twist: Its the same guy after tanning, weight loss, roids, and plastic surgery.
I’ve posted this comic a frightening amount in the last few weeks.
Well, that’s one way to stop someone from jumping.
Sexy losers is GREAT! What a deep cut.
= No
…wait a minute
Time to crack open a cold one.
A little piece of heaven, you might call it.
Don’t forget the heater
No, no. This is accurate.
No, I don’t think I will
You all disgust me.
Yes
I might get hate for this, but you can still consent when you’re drunk, so long as you’re not like barely conscious drunk or you’re not being manipulated coerced by someone.
Yeah, as an alcoholic, I don’t think every sexual encounter I’ve had in the past decade or more was mutual rape.
If both are drunk, neither can rape and it is kind of seen like animals fucking naturaly. You both wake up as non-animals and are horrified by the ugly person on the other side that you fucked.
I mean that can happen, but in my experience it’s never stopped as a one night stand.
Bro, u ain’t got no clothes
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
¡Escapé!
That’s what a room without an elephant looks like according to AI
You will be the bearer of the new royal elephant
Hi!
I’m going to scroll through this whole comment section and not see a single Sexy Losers reference, aren’t I?
Edit: bjoern’s restored my faith in shitposting.
Is this about website cookies?
Tf you mean yes?
Vague = no
If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested
This man fucks
Sounds like you just don’t know how to satisfy 🤷♀️
It’s a lot less effort to satisfy someone who wishes to be satisfied.
‘Insatiable’ = “unable to be satisfied”
It was a play on words
You deserve a lot more credit for this pun.
Sorry, I am both too elevated and inebriated to have recognized your wordplay
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An audible sigh followed by “Fine” or “Sure” = Yes
But the lack of enthusiasm really kills the mood.
If you’re at that point, often, repeatedly… unless you’re with an Ace, your relationship is either over or wholly performative.
Probably best that you realize that.
IMO, consenting but unenthusiastic sex is worse than none, you should both have more respect for yourselves and either talk out what’s really bothering one or both of you, or just admit that you don’t even like each other.
The sort of converse of this is that if you do actually want to have sex with someone, but tell them you don’t, or never directly say yes… yeah you need to learn how to communicate directly instead of vaguely through extremely non objective innuendo.
So do the tears. …wait
Their tears or mine?
By the time I’m done, everyone is crying.
Ah yes, I’ve heard they call you The Onion.
The shampoo promised tho
I like it when she rolls her eyes
