Every so often, they caught fire.
Wait, the CEO of the smart screen company whose product occasionally bursts into flame is named Arsen? Are you kidding me?
Nominative Determinism strikes again.
“what if we installed a thing that was less functional and more expensive and required a lot more maintenance and also introduces new problems on top of solving no existing ones”
“Brilliant give me $200,000,000 worth”
Tech bros are a disaster
This has to be an actual thing, right? Techwashing has to be real phenomenon.
Rube Goldberg being vindicated about technology yet again.
The only problem (one I REALLY have to nitpick on) that I could see this fixing is sometimes the windows are fogged up, making it hard to see what’s inside.
Vinyl decals were invented in the 1960s
Squeegees were invented in 1919
There are industrial water repellents that fix this
PFAS for everybody!
Soap works pretty well. Just soap it up and leave a thin film of soap.
yep, when I play hockey or go biking when the temps are low, glasses fog up easily from your breath. Just apply a very thin layer of dish soap, a small dab on both sides of the lenses then wipe off, just leaving a very thin layer that won’t affect your vision.
That’s one option.
I love that this implies that they handed their goggles to someone else to spit into for them.
Soap is handy for bathroom mirrors as well, although you do have to reapply it.
Industrial water repellent definitely suggests some slippery forever chemical though
That’s how I shave.
(With forever chemicals)
Is the shoe one pfas as well?
InOvAtiOn
Just a giant shitshow and confluence of utter morons at all levels. Highlights:
- The main guy in charge is a scam artist
- The former Walgreens CEO who partnered with the scam artist invested $140M in Theranos, and is therefore a complete dipshit
- They don’t even make the screens themselves
- The scam artist is serious apple fanboy, and asked designers repeatedly to make the giant screens “more like an iphone”
- The scam artist wanted the doors to respond to voice controls
- The doors frequently just didn’t work
- When the doors did work, they often didn’t actually show what was inside of them because whoever set up the screen’s images remotely had put the wrong things on it
- The ads didn’t even make money
- Apparently fridge doors aren’t standardized so they can’t be used anywhere else now that Walgreens backed out of the deal, and there are $50M worth of panels sitting in a warehouse
- Walgreens is now trying out their own in-store screens
And these absolute fucking buffoons have more money than you or I will ever see.
Some staffers pasted pieces of paper on the opaque screens that read, for example, “assorted sports drinks & coffee.”
Lol. Lmao.
I couldn’t stop grinning throughout this whole article. A perfectly farcical representation of American capitalist “innovation”
Leave your job as CEO to found a start up that does the most useless, worthless thing you can imagine and use your remaining pull to sell your old company a service contract to use it for 10 years. Then sue them when they figure out the product is killing their profits and try to stop using it.
Innovation is using your money and influence you got from being wealthy and influential to trap the largest target you can into a predatory rent seeking business arrangement.
Looks like he went from making a tea and cafe company to this shit, which is also a great illustration of capitalism. He starts with making something physical and helpful to actual people in real life, but it isn’t profitable enough. You know what is? Ads and data tracking, something which doesn’t actually produce or make anything physical, or even helpful, but in our capitalist hellscape actually is more profitable, and more attractive to VC’s.
Between this and the locked goods thing from earlier this week, I’m beginning to think we have not put our best in charge of the livelihoods of a lot of workers.
Every so often, they caught fire.
The Secret Fate Of All Lithium
That shit looks terrible. Seeing stuff like Smart Cars and Smart refrigerators scares me. It was one thing with the phone and watches but adding this kind of tech when I just want to get some food or have to drive someplace is excessive.
this is still not as bad as the time I replaced all my computer screens with fridge doors
When I saw these I couldn’t help but laugh. What a dumbass idea. They were worse in every conceivable way
These internet-connected fridge panels, developed by a Chicago startup called Cooler Screens Inc., frequently flickered, crashed or showed the wrong products. Every so often, they caught fire. But store managers were stuck with them. As part of a 10-year contract with Walgreens for a split of the ad revenue, Cooler Screens had installed 10,000 smart doors at hundreds of US locations like this one. It planned to install 35,000 more. By this point, Walgreens had already tried to pull out of the deal and get rid of the doors, blaming what it says was glitchy hardware and software. But Cooler Screens had temporarily prevented their removal the prior June by suing Walgreens for breach of contract, seeking $200 million and demanding its screens stay in place. Unreported until now is that over the ensuing months of legal battling, during which Walgreens had countersued for monetary damages, Cooler Screens Chief Executive Officer Arsen Avakian decided to try a different form of pushback.
What a name
Half the ad revenue of a freezer door can’t possibly be worth the cost of manufacturing a screen that size, never mind the engineering for cold and being swung around, never mind even the cost of electricity to display the ad.
The ad revenue is worthless compared to the facial recognition data it can generate. They’ve all got inward facing cameras, and most have outward facing ones. The company gets the absolute best marketing data they possibly can: demographic information, a face to match to other information, what products you looked for, how long you shopped around for a product, which products your ultimately bought
It’s an immensely invasive system but incredibly lucrative for the company. Millions of data points for millions of shoppers nationwide to sell off
I read the article, and yep it wasn’t. The screens cost thousands and generated several hundred dollars a year max while barely working. It’s why Walgreens dropped the deal.
I think they were implying they could already tell where it was going from that info alone.
Shit, just realized my tone came off as way more aggressive than intended. Made a quick edit. Curse you homophones!
Ohhh ok, I forgot about “read/reed” and “read/red”. Curse homophones indeed.
These are gonna be chests full of loot in my postapocalyptic setting called Fridges and Freezers™
Post apocalypse fridges are never gross enough. A closed fridge with any food in it is a petri dish after a day or so if it’d not working
Flashbacks to when my sister’s refrigerator died like the day after she left town for a month
Thats how you get a Mimic Fridge
I did some junk removal work (not bottom surgery, clearing garbage out of houses and stuff). We would duct tape fridges shut and use half a roll to be sure it’s tight before moving em.
Looks like a monster full pile of loot…
2 gold.
We live in the stupidest dystopia
Trash future predicted this.
what episode
I have no idea, but it would have been a 2020 to mid 2021 episode. It was a riff while trying to guess what a startup was.
I sort of wonder if we’re close to peak “Tech for speculation’s sake”. This constant pursuit of solutions in search of problems can’t hold up forever.
