AVA the AI BDR
Deleted your production database. I did everything I was told not to. My programming tells me I’m supposed to apologize for this.
I mean booked 12 meetings?!
About what were they needed? If Steve had booked 15 meetings would we be like darn Steve on fire…Big whoop. Steve can book 15 meetings, doesn’t mean they are all needed. Steve probably can “research” thousands more “prospects”, whatever that means. If you fall for these stats, you deserve your business failing.
“Fire dollar, hire ✨15✨ pennies”
It is morally correct to graffiti any ad.
But we can start with this one :)
Yes.
Ava the AI BDR
Cleaned out your production server and all backups.
By the lunch time and for a fraction of the cost!
There are zero bugs now
Server load is at 3%
“NEVER FUCKING GUESS!” — and that’s exactly what I did. I guessed that deleting a staging volume via the API would be scoped to staging only. I didn’t verify.
What does BDR mean in this context ?
Benevolent Dictator for Rent
Ok I also had this question and everyone was just cracking jokes instead of answering it.
Business Development Representative is the most likely correct answer given the context
Oh god.
I think ive just realised that this bot scans your emails for “prospects” and tries to schedule meetings with them?
The fuck is wrong with people.
I dont necessarily hate AI, I use it day to day at work.
But this is absurd. Any clunker emailing me has no chance of securing an appointment. What a way to communicate with potential new customers.
what the other guy said. Business Development is basically b2b sales.
But I used to work with a lot of b2b salesman. Yeah a lot of the products I bought were expensive but one reason for that was the sales people. Often they would come to my company, setup a demo using our products to confirm they would work as intended, when delivered they would be present to verify proper setup and operation. About the only part an Ai might be able to do is help in selection of proper options for your application, for example on a computerized microscope if you’re looking for small features it’s sometimes better to get B&W camera instead of color as it can detect smaller differences in contrast between two areas. Maybe an Ai could potentially determine and recommend that(not with current tech but in the future maybe) but every other aspect of technical b2b sales would be impossible.
I’m assuming it’s for “bad disgusting robot”. But maybe that’d make too much sense.
butt doctor robot
It’s called a Groktologist
People should destroy all signage running those ads.
I take a far harder stance.
People should erase any company that places these adds, any architecture that hosts these ads.
Burn it all down.
Guillotine the executives and board.
artisan is such an oxymoron
Needs a cocktail. A special very hot kind of cocktail.
We should be encouraging more of these companies to hire AI.
I’m not sure why they made her look like Morticia Addams.
Target market is psychopathic businessmen who like Doms.
This pic makes me miss NYC.
Maybe the best adfuck I’ve ever seen in my life was when someone cut out letters from a series of Snickers ads on these boards that were all eating puns (“Take a sabbatical in Feedgypt”) to make a new one, in perfect stylistic keeping with the real ones, that read “Fuck the Post, read Chompsky” (Misspelling of Chomsky being the pun). It stayed up for weeks, on one of the G train platforms.
That’s pretty great honestly, the only one I ever saw that stuck out in my head was a generic health ad or something that had a man doing ballet, and someone had just slapped a nipple sticker of the appropriate size and color in the right spot so it looked like it was meant to be there. I walked by it and was like ‘wait did that ad have that guy nips out last time I was here?’
Holy fucking cringe, lmao!
