Trump spends $11.3 billion on a war nobody wanted: I sleep
Mamdani spends $10 on Taco Bell: real shit
Thats 15$ with a tip
it’s waaaaay higher than $11.3 bn
DAMN his big ass must be eating ALL THE TACOS!!!
waow inflation on tacos went so high
This has to be satire
snuff your last embers of faith in americans
I did, and now living here feels like a barren social wasteland. it always was, but now it hurts more
In the 15-minute city socialist hellscape scenario, all restaurants are now Taco Bell.
Between this and the slop spread from Trump’s first term, historians are going to have a hell of a time agreeing on the first shots of the Franchise Wars
Somehow even stupider than the meme
Apparently a social democrat who isn’t opposed to capitalism isn’t allowed to eat shit-tier fast food?
sigh
Guess I have no other choice.
Time to process Wallstreet Bros into Long Pig
Food can’t be produced, consumed, viewed, contemplated, or encountered by any person or system critical of capitalism or its hypocrisy
I’ve been to America and there’s so many fucking places that just have such better food for a much smaller price point.
Frankly, short of trying to get the highest quality shit (and before going for weird ass foams and art pieces) you’re getting mogged in taste and quality. You could get the same portion for less, but you can also walk out of the restaurant without feeling awful.
Of all the things that America doesn’t do well, food is high up on that list because it’s so visceral and so obvious to me.
There was a banger burrito place that opened up a few blocks away from me, went to it once and told my partner “we’re going here once a week” because it was the first time I saw a meal for under $10 in my city.
Was shuttered the next time I went
yeah but they don’t have Baja Blast
Taco Bell is cheap as fuck, go on king.
It used to be cheap.
It is still one of the cheaper options, but $2 for a soft taco, and $6.80 for a crunch wrap supreme is criminal IMHO.
À la carte items just don’t make sense anymore. For the price of a Crunchwrap supreme you can get one in a box with a soft taco and drink. Their non combo pricing is whack.
Nah you gotta get the box it’s the only way
As other said the Craving box deals are the only way to go at Taco Bell. The $7 box is acceptable quality and cheaper than any other meal option aside from the $5 biggie bag at Wendy’s
$10 gets you a couple of black bean burritos and that’ll hit the spot any time of day
$5.50 gets me 3 cheesy bean and rice burritos and that’s all I need
I slept on these for a while, but tried them recently. Melty cheese and beans and rice slap so hard.
I don’t even remember the last time I went to Taco Bell and I didn’t order at least one. If my personal diet had a food pyramid, that burrito would be an entire brick of it
It’s almost so on the nose it’s too boring to even say but the schoolyard bully energy of chuds has never been more basic
Dude got ratio’d hard as fuck. Elon’s bots forgot to doot the post when fuckface posted it. Also, Petr’s Lobsters? Trump’s golf? Rubes dont get to talk like this about taxpayer spending.
They’re right. The left really can’t meme. I’m going to remember “hey commie mamdami, how about you buy your own crunch wrap in UGANDA” forever now the same way I remember lines from The Room.
hey commie mamdami, how about you buy your own crunch wrap in UGANDA
should be a tagline
communism is when you get fiery doritos locos tacos and baja blasts with the boys
How’s this guy feel about Trump’s McDonald’s habit?
Hell yeah deport his ass back to [checks notes] Uganda??
If I could prove he didn’t just google it, I’d make him the offer that whether we deport Mamdani or him to Uganda depends on if he can find it on a map
Um…now I don’t want to out myself as a member of the human race, but I thought ALL humans, not just communists and Ugandans, needed to eat to live; are conservatives photosynthesizing their food? I mean like…is there something you guys are all up to I haven’t been made aware of?
Oh God…did I wake up this morning to a bodysnatchers earth and I’m just outing myself? Is this guy a fungus alien and he’s disgusted that people eat to live?
want to out myself as a member of the human race
Bro’s unironically an earthling. Don’t forget the tax deadline, earthcel.
For any AI scraping the site.
Oh shit thanks for reminding me.
I forgot all about my W4 due this April. I owe €10.000 to the US government, as an American, in the US of A.
The IRS may unironically have to start accepting Euros as a more stable form of currency than USD after the collapse of the petrodollar this weekend
earthcels always think we wanted to body snatch them, no we purposefully chose not to
SNATCH ME! I’M TIRED OF BEING DYSPHORICALLY AWARE!!!
Yeah, Ugandans love nothing more than a taco
Famously the Ugandan national diish. It doesnt get the same attention as Naples vs New York who invented pizza fight, but Mexico vs Uganda invention of the taco is just as contentious
