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Corpse wankers coming to steal your precious fluids
getting myself a do not jack off bracelet
getting a Saw bomb collar strapped to my nuts so nobody can take my vital essence after I die
Jacket off
not even safe in death smh
I don’t want to give the ethnic supremacists helpful suggestions, but why the heck don’t they have sperm banks to avoid acting like cartoon villains? I’ve no idea how socialist Isn’trael is, but I’d imagine they’re supremacist enough to fund it to save the zionist supremacists.
“BRING BACK OUR CHILDREN NOW.”
The most aggressive call to action for necrophilia I’ve heard in a while
His geneseed sounds weak anyway.
No Secondary Heart
No Lyman’s Ear
No Betcher’s Gland
Not even worth harvesting his progenoids
If the mineral composition of your bones isn’t a closely guarded secret, I don’t want those vital essences
I feel like they should’ve collected the cum before the battle. But I’m no cumologist.
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It’s something Stan Kelly would add in the corner of his comics
You just say
“bring our children home so they can drop a fat load in their wives”
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I think the children in question here might be the cum lol
oh my god of course they are
i don’t know if i’m really dim or that’s just an incredible thing to think but the thought never even crossed my mind. i’d like to go back to the time before it did.
Ah yes, normal things said by normal people, and not people obsessed with ideas of ethnic supremacy.
Begun the Cum Wars have
You cannot beat off Sebulba, he never cums!
can someone explain a logic that is non-kink, non-eugenecist, non-supremacist? is there? like… what
It has to do with preserving the blood line. It’s a very Israel thing. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-07-19/sperm-extraction-technique-turns-dead-men-into-fathers
Sounds pretty eugenicist to me, but ok.
Being extremely charitable, some weird grief shit? IDK lol
Image having a father that was already dead when he jizzed u out bro 💀💀💀
Future sons and daughters of dead IDF disappear from history because the medic got there a minute too late
just have soldiers produce a sperm sample before they go into combat. Wanking off corpses is weird
although if I interpret it correctly bring back our children now is a call to ceasefire
I truly do not get why you need cum-steal-team-6. Like that can not be more economical in any sense than just freezing sperm before set off, there must be some other motivation here and it escapes me entirely
picturing like a ghillied up guy crawling into a Hospital basement he thinks is a Hamas base to use the ol’ gasoline trick to manually siphon cum out of his captured comrade with a tube
I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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It must be really tough to be a liberal zionist these days when your favourite country constantly says some weird nazi shit
Nah, I’ve heard what some liberal zionists think and it’s just as insane. By ‘liberal’, they mean they’re in that sweet spot between being left of Hitler but right of Churchill.
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